here's one on the list for "things that cause massive irritation": people who complain about certain federal holidays that "shouldn't be holidays."
"we shouldn't get martin luther king day off, because i'm white, and he was a communist."okay, who the FUCK made you so miserable that you're going to complain about a paid day off? i think we should have MORE, not less, holidays - and they should be MANDATORY for the sake of the mental health of the workforce and the american family.
"we shouldn't get columbus day off, because christopher columbus wasn't important."
in fact, i will welcome a "george w. bush is really fucking awesome day" if it will get me a day off of work. some of you people wouldn't recognize a gift if you saw one...