we're #1! we're #1!

i am pleased to announce that we are the #1 google search result for the following search strings: "butt boil" and "boil on butt". go ahead! try it!

i haven't been this excited since i discovered i could make fart noises by rubbing my hands together. and by writing the preceding sentence, i am confident that i have positioned this blog as one of the top 10 google search results for people who are seeking expert advice on how to make flatulent sounds using only their bare hands.