Thursday, September 29, 2005

insomnia.



i slept four miserable hours last night - 5:30 am until 9:30 am - followed by that awful sensation you have when you are hungover from a badly-slept night. takes you like two hours before you are able to choke down breakfast.

and i'm not tired. i mean, i feel weird, but not sleepy.

this day has been very long and it doesn't seem to be returning to normal spacetime anytime soon - boston to cleveland in first gear, if you know what i mean.

ah, brain chemistry. how i hate thee.

at least it's raining. if it was sunny, i think i'd prolly have a nasty headache. now i can use the "it's damp!" excuse to sit in the tub to kill a few hours.

note to self: must see this



the d word, an L word parody, co-produced by well-known lesbian comic marga gomez.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

more potential disasters



this page profiles lesser known earthquake prone cities: boston, new york, and memphis. oh yeah. boston and new york city.

no reason for this post except to be gloomy.

wickety wack



so the government is going after pornography but is pooh pooh-ing trading authentic snuff photos for pornography.

is a million dollars for a home a lot, or am i stuck in the 90s?



the number of occupied homes worth $1,000,000 or more surpasses 1 million.

when did paying a million dollars for a home become so common? i don't know if i am imagining this, but did real estate prices quadruple or quintuple since the 1980s? and double from the mid 90s?

can someone fill in the blanks for me, because i'm just a little confused. how did this happen? when did this happen? and will our generation be screwed when we try to own property? i don't see an appreciable increase in salaries.

all i know is that a classmate of mine bought a condo three years ago, and it has already appreciated 50%. i know that my parents bought their house for less than half a million ten years ago, and the house right next door to them - which is roughly the same size as theirs - was on sale for a price between 3/4 of a million and a million. they live in one of those uninteresting square states, so this is not just an urban problem. and no, they don't live in a mansion. well, it's not a problem for them, but it sure as hell is a problem for people like me.

pop, stupid housing bubble. POP!

Revisting the Hybrid Car Debate



Dahcredyns left a comment on emily2's post about hybrid cars. it turns out that judging whether a hybrid is 'worth' it is more complicated than it first appears. the prius averages 45 mpg in stop and go traffic, which is unheard of for a conventional car. so, if one is looking to buy a new car and one lives in a city where stop and go traffic is the norm, the prius is a much better buy. i have noticed that my saturn's fuel efficiency drops dramatically when i drive in the city (or in rush hour traffic). it still gets about 30-33 mpg and that's very good compared to the average american auto. on the highway, it gets nearly 40 mpg.

if the cost of fuel is a concern for you, then the kind of car that would be best depends on what kind of driving you do most often. the other option is to buy a diesel powered car. a diesel engine is much more efficient than a gasoline engine, and it lasts much longer. the original article emily2 linked grossly exaggerated how long it would take for a prius owner to recoup the extra cost of the prius in lower fuel costs. it also didn't address the fact that some people might be attracted to a prius because they want to minimize their personal contribution to air pollution.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

the quiz: punk or goth?



as a joke, i posted earlier that there were two types of people: punks and goths. punks turn their energy outwards, have diarrhea, and make others suffer - whereas goths turn their energy inwards, have constipation, and make themselves suffer.

but someone else had the same silly idea.

i was right. i'm more punk than goth.

what are you?

hrm



i wonder what them uppity christian right folks who idolized the woman who harbored the courthouse shooter and led authorities to him will say when they find out she was a tweaker - and she even gave the guy some of her stash to snort. will they dub her saint tina? christian meth? the ice goddess? oh, i'm so bad...

>:)

but she sure wasn't very smart... giving a violent felon who is already jumpy your stash of crystal meth isn't the best way to subdue him. he asked for marijuana initially. if she had been in possession of any smoke, she should have given him some of that couch lock weed and watched him yawn and pass out. lights out, dude. no effort.

marijuana: fightin' crime.

maybe it's because...



the fringe wings of the political bell curve make the most noise, leaving everyone else in the middle a little dizzy and scratching their heads.

i remember that after 9/11, many people lost their shit. well, that's understandable. it was very traumatic. many of my friends ran shrieking into the "blame amuriKKKa! it was our fault! we suck!" camp, and others ran into the "islam is evil! bomb mecca! ragheads! fuck yeah!" camp. these were intelligent people. it was disorienting. lunchtime "debates" ended up close to physical violence. there was no middle ground. and then, eventually, things calmed down.

however, some people have not yet come back to reality. little green footballs, before 9/11, was a more or less apolitical (or mildly liberal-centrist) geek blog. i based my referrer script off of the webmaster's code. when i went back a while after 9/11 and was shocked to find that the blog had turned into a collection of rants on one topic and one topic only: "islam is evil and unless we crush it to smithereens, we will all DIE!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!" the comments section consisted of a shrieking chorus of "fuck yeah! kill the ragheads!" any attempts at rational debate were quashed - authors of dissenting opinions were banned. it was disconcerting. poor guy just couldn't handle it.

this country survived the CIVIL WAR for fuck's sake. get some perspective.

a few people are just inherently hypersensitive, insane and/or attention hungry and must cry wolf at anything that moves - they are the ones in union square shrieking through megaphones that the government was behind 9/11 or that gays caused god's wrath against new orleans. some blindly follow those who scream the loudest (confusing them with those that shine the brightest). and others, like the webmaster of LGF, are still PTSDing.

the majority, however, don't really have much to say except that shit happens and losing our shit is counterproductive. and so, we're not the ones with the megaphones, and even those of us who do have megaphones, our words simply don't have the same emotional and froth-inducing effect as those of the far right or the far left.

and answer is...



coming from a harvard grad: state school for undergrad, if you are planning on getting a graduate degree later. why? because if you are qualified to get into an ivy league, you will probably kick butt in state school - i.e you won't have to compete with ivy league people, and you won't end up with the ridiculous amount of loans. you will have a great GPA, and provided that you are still capable of taking standardized tests, you will be in a prime position to get into an ivy league professional school, which will land you a nice cushy job. well, with long hours and you won't have time to eat, sleep, date, do basic chores like laundry - and you will end up an alcoholic or a coke addict. but ya know, that's the way the cookie crumbles. ;)

but really... employers for attorneys and MBAs don't care where you went to undergrad - they only care about where you went to law school / business school.

Monday, September 26, 2005

my new favorite series



weeds is a razor sharp comedy series about an upper middle class widow who sells pot to maintain her lifestyle. her neighbors are dysfunctional, amoral and hypocritical - yet judgmental and competitive. most of their energy is devoted to maintaining the facade of normalcy, but the charade is as thin as the layer of makeup on their perfectly painted faces. hilarity ensues. all preconceptions of suburbia being an idyllic place of familial bliss is shattered, then fed through a meat grinder.

it's like desperate housewives on drugs (literally), except with better writing. and strangely true to life. anyone who grew up in these neighborhoods know whose cherubic kid ended up hooked on narcotics and in rehab, which city councilman had affairs (his estranged wife would call my mother and kvetch), whose kid ran away from home and decided to live on the street, whose kid committed suicide after crashing his sports car into the neighbor's garage. suburbia is far from perfect, and its residents are as morally disoriented and confused as anyone else.

this show is fucking brilliant.

bush drops "diversity" hint on next nominee



read here

i suppose this means either someone without a penis, someone darker than opie, or both.

alberto gonzales?
janice rogers brown?
priscilla owen?

and maybe a dark horse: viet dinh?

sorry to be a cynic, but how will bush nominating a non white male change anything about the supreme court at all? this isn't a benetton modeling shoot. these people don't just smile for the camera in black robes - they actually make laws that affect everyone. a bush nominee is a bush nomineee. i'd rather have the waspiest male on the court if he could provide an alternative to justice scalia's pseudo papal decrees. appointing a minority justice with a poor civil rights record isn't going to make traditionally democrat-voting minorities suddenly have a change of heart. people aren't stupid.

blah.

more on hybrids



from don't buy the hype

A hybrid Honda Accord costs about $3,800 more than the comparable non-hybrid version, including purchase, maintenance and insurance costs. Over five years, assuming 15,000 miles of driving per year, you'll make up that cost in gasoline money if the price of gas goes up immediately to $9.20 a gallon and averages that for the whole period.

For the Ford Escape hybrid, the difference is less stark. To make up the difference over five years between the Escape hybrid and a Ford Escape XLT, gas prices would have to average $5.60 after you purchase the vehicle.

The Prius itself, however, could be an exception. There is no such thing as a non-hybrid Prius, making a direct comparison impossible. Compared to a Toyota Camry, a car with similar interior space which costs about $100 more over five years, the Prius driver could actually save a small amount of money.
maybe next year. or the next. more fuel efficient vehicles are inevitable, but in general, now isn't the time to invest in one. the prius might make sense, but the article seems to think that a prius is comparable to a camry. you decide. a camry is a family car. the prius evokes the following question: "dude, where's my trunk?" it might be nice for a college or high school student, but most college or high school students can't afford the $21k sticker price.

this is a perfect time for mass transit companies to step up to the plate. as of now, a commute for me from new jersey to new york is around $350 a month. this might seem scary, but it's way less than what my girlfriend pays for her economy car - payments, gas, tolls and insurance amount to over $500 a month. and don't forget maintenance and repairs.

high speed trains are in japan and europe. we should catch on already. maybe it could help alleviate urban overcrowding as well and help equalize real estate prices.

just idle thoughts...

Sunday, September 25, 2005

warren ellis comments on b.g.



in today's badsignal, warren ellis comments on Our Favourite Show:

Me, I'm making a late start in the pub. Yesterday was lost to recharging and staring into space thinking a lot. And watching the new BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, which pulls the series' trick of summoning all its powers for the end of season finale (the second series is structured in two parts). Rape is now emerging as a motif, which I'm kind of squinting at, and Michelle [Forbes] doesn't really get enough screen time to fully establish her as the mad god with two faces. But it was fun, and I like seeing her cast as the intelligent woman she is.
i want to add on to this the particular american spin on things, which is clearly the unsubtle continuation of the problematic situation of determining who is the enemy if they look just like you - and how fuzzy the enemy can be. cross that line, and you lose your own humanity.

and god damnit, it's about time rape got some fucking coverage with humanity in it.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

A Houston Resident Speaks



i mostly agree with this guy. the evacuation of people from the most danger-prone areas went very well: galveston and the coastal areas were about 90 percent cleared out, and help was provided to the poor and the elderly to leave. katrina scared a lot of people, and many of those who lived in areas not under a mandatory evacuation order decided to leave anyway. i think things could have gone more smoothly, but absent a means to move people in large numbers (an extensive commuter rail system, for example), i don't think the gridlock traffic problem could have been avoided.

clearly, large cities need to go back and re-examine their disaster management plans. katrina was a disaster because of new orleans' peculiar geography and the slow response in the aftermath of the storm. NOLA was the equivalent of galveston in terms of its vulnerability. it also had a fraction of the population of houston, which is the 4th largest city in the country. there are limitations to government effectiveness, and i'm not convinced that heads need to roll for the rita effort. i think most of the costs will be in dollars and not in lives.

funny of the day



an unintentionally funny misspelling leads to headline: Gov. Bush & his mystical buddy

After more than an hour of solemn ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about "unleashing Chang," his "mystical warrior" friend.

Here are Bush's words, spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians:

''Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.

''I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.''

Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift.

''I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior,'' he said, as the crowd roared.

"chang" is actually "chiang." as in chiang kai-shek. wonkette explains.
It's not a porny-sounding family in-joke, it's a Cold War-era family in-joke! And it's not "chang," it's "Chiang," as in Chiang Kai-Shek -- the plea to "unleash Chiang" was a rallying cry for those who thought the U.S. should allow Chiang's Nationalist forces to invade mainland China and drive the Communists from power.

It was also George H.W. Bush's secret horseshoes-winning chant. Correspondents seem to assume H.W. was mocking Chinese hardliners with the slogan, though we note that Jeb seems to take it sort of seriously, proving that the last generation's irony is this generation's earnest mi.

i think he was unleashed, but he um, lost. if "unleash chiang" is the bush clan's rallying cry, then maybe all of them will end up retreating to puerto rico in a crushing defeat. so yeah! UNLEASH CHIANG! UNLEASH CHIANG!

Snort. Milk Exit Nose.



when i get into an ugly mood, a quick visit to ginmar's blog almost always provokes a chuckle:

Dear Pope:

I didn't realize you were actually Rick Santorum in disguise. Or maybe it's just that you're smoking whatever he's smoking because you're just as screwed up as he is.

Here's the deal. You want to ban gay guys from the Catholic Church. I'm sorry, but the thing I always liked about the church was the fact that it was a big old drag queen of a church. The colors, the incense, the decorating---I mean that in the best possible way. You don't want churches run entirely by straight guys, unless you like the concept of beer can altars and posters of Playboy bunnies behind the cross.

... more ...

Wartime Casualties At Home



from a dairy today at daily kos:

What follows is a partial list of reports on stateside violence related to PTSD. The aim here is to shine a sliver of light on yet another burden placed on our society by the inept and destructive policies of the Bush Administration.
  • September 19, 2005 - 2 charges of theft, burglary, and assault
    Attempting to steal hogs from an Iowa farm, two recently returned (and soon to be redeployed) Iraqi veterans -- one 21, the other 23 years old -- based out of Fort Riley, SD and part of Company-B of the 101st Forward Support Battalion of the First Brigade, First Infantry Division severly beat two 52 year old farmers who'd caught them in the act. After beating them, the soldiers tied them to a fence; the victims were being treated for injuries that included a broken arm, skull fractures, cuts, broken facial bones and bruised eyes. [AP: Soldiers Arrested in Farmer Beating]

  • September 16, 2005 - 1 kidnapping, robbery, and rape
    A 25 year old Army Sergeant (unclear if a combat veteran from this report) based at Fort Campbell, TN kidnapped his former girlfriend at gunpoint, forced her to drive to an ATM to withdraw money, and then returned to her home to rape her. After being placed under house arrest at the base, he stole a vehicle and left the post. He was later arrested. [WTVF: Fort Campbell Soldier Arrested; Charged with Kidnapping, Robbery and Rape]
... more ...
i can't help but notice how many wives and girlfriends pay the price for war-related PTSD. atrios recently encountered a recently returned soldier suffering from probable PTSD. susie madrak also wrote about a scary encounter with a messed up iraq war veteran.

and in honor of battlestar galactica's gut-wrenching abu ghraib allegory, i offer up an additional article, via susie madrak just so all you "Amurka, Fuck Yeah!" assholes can get an idea of what price iraqi women are paying for your narcissistic, vicarious pursuit of 'National Greatness.' fuck you. fuck you all:
The guys I was with, this time in “C” company had captured a girl that was about seventeen I guess and [they] raped her for two nights and beat her and then took her outside and told her to run and she wouldn’t run so they threw a grenade at her feet. She just covered her eyes and put the other arm across her chest and the grenade blew one leg off and shredded the other one but she wasn’t dead yet so two guys shot her to finish her off. I took off walking to the American base that wasn’t very far away to report these crimes the first time.

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Friday, September 23, 2005

stuck in houston



here we go again. well i suppose if buses had come for the poor, they would be stuck on the interstate anyway. you just can't evacuate the 4th largest city in the country - with a population approaching or at 2,000,000 - in two days with no snags with the current infrastructure. houston only has one major artery out of harms way. evacuating houston is like giving birth - painfully squeezing a watermelon though a hole the size of a nickel. new orleans is a peanut compared to houston. at least houston isn't a bowl shaped city. most of the people who were able to get out in cars will be sleeping on the roadside somewhere inland. hotels are booked to memphis.

a former classmate of mine was worried about his family. he said his brother decided to ride out the storm on the family boat, because the interstate was packed. he wasn't able to reach his parents the other day. i think his brother was going to jump in the boat, head south, and park somewhere. it's a sign that things pretty much suck down there.

i think one of the hardest things to stomach about reality is that there are limits to our capabilities, and as a result, some people will always fall by the wayside.

see?



i posted earlier (i'll find the post later. or maybe not.) that people would start buying hybrids when it became a cost effective alternative to pure gasoline vehicles. most people just don't care about arguments like "we're funding terrorists," or "we're ruining the environment." to political blog / current events junkies who surround themselves with like people, this apathy might seem foreign. but most people - yes, even educated people - don't really care about anything that doesn't hit them right in the face. and even then, they remain skeptical. but it appears that "shit, gas is fucking expensive!" is enough to light a fire under their butts. it's too bad that it took two hurricanes to wake people up. but hey, that's the way it goes.

there is a link on the bottom about ford whining that the japanese are monopolizing hybrid technology. (from a brief skimming over that article, it appears that the japanese license out their patented inventions to ford.) cry me a river. that's business. and patent law. if you snooze you lose. it's like if microsoft were to complain about apple's ipod/itunes patents. yawn. the good news is: patents don't last forever. the bad news is: they last a couple of decades. but the other good news is: if you put a bunch of smarty pants scientists together, they can think up their own technology, and then you can own the rights to whatever they come up. so start crackin'.

old news, but still stupid enough to post



anyone who wants to strap rick santorum to a post on the southeastern side of an oil refinery off the coast of texas for the next 36 hours, raise your hand. that would be "struggling a little bit," which as he put it, "wouldn't be such a bad thing."

anyway, he clarified that he wasn't talking about those without the capabilities to evacuate but those would could get out but choose not to. even so, isn't it redundant to punish someone who drowns or becomes injured as a result of foolhardiness? that person has already been punished in my opinion.

note to federal government / military: BUY A TELEVISION SET OR AT LEAST A CELL PHONE WITH SPRINT VISION



there has been a levee breach in new orleans, and water is gushing back into the 9th ward.

but... in response to reporters, army corps of engineers: "we are not aware of any breaches at this moment in time."

meanwhile, on fox, the levee on the side of new orleans near the 9th ward is clearly being breached by rapidly gushing water. the cameraman has zoomed in on the breach, and it is currently taking up the full screen on my television set. this image is being broadcasted into millions of homes in the united states, and possibly over a billion around the world.

the competition between television networks naturally provides an incentive for networks to be present at the first sign of disaster. that incentive appears to be stronger than the incentive for the government to respond, despite the fact that the government survives on public approval -- well supposedly at least. i suppose the fluctuations between network dominance of nielsen ratings is more fluid than how quickly people can vote people out of office.

just an idle observation with really wild conclusions. but i really don't have a point here.

update 10:29am - cnn is reporting that the army corps of engineers have announced the breach. this announcement by the army corps of engineers comes almost a full hour and a half after fox news got on the scene and the streets of the 9th ward were already inundated (again); it had just been drained.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

e-plague kills thousands



i have nothing further to say on this subject.

A deadly virtual plague has broken out in the online game World of Warcraft.

Although limited to only a few of the game's servers, the numbers of characters that have fallen victim is thought to be in the thousands. [snip]

The infection was only supposed to affect those in the immediate vicinity of Hakkar's corpse but some players found a way to transfer it to other areas of the game by infecting an in-game virtual pet with it. This pet was then unleashed in the orc capital city of Ogrimmar and proved hugely effective as the Corrupted Blood plague spread from player to player. Although computer controlled characters did not contract the plague, they are said to have acted as "carriers" and infected player-controlled characters they encountered. [snip]

The "Corrupted Blood" plague is not the first virtual disease to break out in online worlds. In May 2000 many players of The Sims were outraged when their game characters died because of an infection contracted from a dirty virtual guinea pig.

linky.

from old FBI files: john lennon was not a threat



because he was always stoned

"freedom browsing"



so, a certain blog which is NEITHER worksafe NOR does not repeat my least favourite word in the english language thrice in its title (and shall now be known as "ppp") has up an amusing dialogue.

its authors, see, live in texas. in the part what a class-5 hurricane is about to crush into tiny, tiny pieces & then stomp up & down on. (where's the bush ranch, again?)

so they decided now would be a wise time to stock up on survival materials.

Brett: A hurricane's on its way toward Austin, so we just got back from some panic-buying.

Hiromi: I prefer the term "survival shopping".

Brett: "Freedom browsing".

Hiromi: Anyway, we forgot the fucking flashlights. The only water H.E.B. (South Texas grocery chain) had left was fizzy water, and only in citrus flavors.

Brett: I was mostly humoring Hiromi, but I kind of got into it and picked up a pump-action shotgun at the checkout.

Hiromi: I honestly wondered if the privileged assholes in our neighborhood all went out and bought guns.

Brett: Just to be clear, I was kidding, making that very point. Though the joke wouldn't work as well, I imagine the shotguns having UT football logos.

Hiromi: Burnt orange stocks.

Brett: Or maybe Hummer yellow.

Brett: I wish we were rich.

Hiromi: Yeah.

i felt i needed to share the phrase "freedom browsing" with the world. as in, "scavenging at the picked-over local mart for supplies that might help you survive the latest catastrophe under the bush régime".

to quote the inestimable warren ellis (badsignal, 2005-9-5),

I'd very much like it if my American readers in storm country drew up their own emergency plans now.

Because the lesson of New Orleans is that if you're hit, no-one's coming for you for a week.

Bleh ....



so, now the catholic church has decided to hate both the sin and the sinner. they no longer merely object to gays because of what they do, but because of who they are. way to go, catholic church!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

All I Can Say Is Fuuuuuuucccckkkkkk......



from cnn:

As more than 1 million people scurried to get out of the way of Hurricane Rita, the Category 5 hurricane grew more turbulent, becoming the third most intense storm in history, the National Hurricane Center said Wednesday night.

Officials said the barometric pressure near the eye of the storm was 898 millibars or less, a lower reading than Hurricane Katrina, which slammed into the Gulf Coast August 29.

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also from cnn:
Officials at a Texas nuclear power plant in the path of Hurricane Rita prepared Wednesday to shut down two reactors.

The South Texas Project plant serving 1 million customers is built on elevated ground in Bay City, 12 miles inland from the Texas coast. It is designed to withstand storm surges from Category 5 hurricanes.

"We have a specific plan in place on what to do with a hurricane approaching," spokesman Alan Mikus said. "Our plan calls for the complete shutdown of the plant in advance of the storm's arrival."

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shenanigans



this gives new meaning to the phrase, "your honor, may i please the court?"

the news is strange



why is the revelation that a supermodel snorts coke one of the top international news stories?

meanwhile, rita is now a category five and is headed straight for the oil rigs in the gulf of mexico. start filling up your gas tanks, bitches.

and arnold gubernator says he can't remember if he has ever attended a same sex commitment ceremony or marriage in his life. andrew sullivan asks if he's turned into bill clinton. i'd say more like, um, ronald reagan. yes, that was low. but i'm inappropriate.

came across a blog i found worthy



insulted.org - often hysterically funny and on point

this post about the new fbi porn squad is priceless.

anyway, i would like to point out the first paragraph this post. "sam" says plainly that he doesn't know very much about the subject matter he is posting about. he should be commended for this simple acknowledgement. why? because bloggers are often pompous, egotistical and claim to know everything. they make attempts to appear knowledgeable when they are not. i can't stand that. in fact, no one knows very much at all. i certainly don't know very much. and neither do you. or you. or you. just because you have a blogger account and you know how to search google, use wikipedia, or you have a public library or university library account - or even if you read the writings of "experts" - doesn't make you an expert on a damn thing. even experts don't know very much - otherwise they wouldn't continue to read and research and write. they'd simply stop. and furthermore, no one is required to learn anything he/she is not interested in - or anything else for that matter. it is okay not to care about subject matters that don't interest you. now i will get off my soapbox and end this mini-rant. thank you very much. now carry on. and go read insulted.org. it's funny.

katrina ubergeek role playing card game



i've never played role playing games involving cards that give you magical powers (why bother with paper and fake socialization with anti social people when you have final fantasy on the game boy, i say - okay, that was a joke - anyone who played stuff like dungeons and dragons, i'm only kidding!), so i thought at first that these were katrina trading cards. "oh, that's so very wrong, but so very funny!" i thought. but the whole plus and minus points, and "artifact"/"creature" labels confused me. so i clicked around and read that the site was a parody of the subject matter of this site, which appears to be a role playing game involving wizards and swordplay. so if you are an old school fantasy gaming buff, the site might be even funnier. (new katrina cards here.)

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

*clap clap clap clap*



what he said

i <3 the onion



heeeee

someone figure out the proportions



i found a recipe on gothamist for a ginger-basil drink. it involves boiling ginger and a little bit of basil together with a ton of sugar to make a ginger syrup. this is then combined with club soda and a little more basil. and a shot of vodka.

so i made the syrup with more basil than called for. it is good syrup. very thick and gooey. anyway i also added lemon juice. i would combine this in a martini glass, but i am awaiting a call from a potential future employer, so someone please tell me the proportions.

i also made vietnamese pho yesterday. i boiled that shiznat for 7 hours. and it's guuuud.

note: link to original recipe here. yesterday, i was too lazy to open up a new window and google it. :-P

professional farter



heh

i concur in spirit



but how can we achieve this in practice? if we choose to support neither, then our votes become even more expendible and we end up having less of a voice. in the dirty world of politics, you can only make your leaders accountable when you make yourself essential to your leaders' survival. the only thing i can think of is busting ass and getting on the board of directors of large corporations / making tons of money. ideas?

Monday, September 19, 2005

always prescient



ginmar always has a silver tongue. she writes like i dream i could - inspired, endless, fascinating. today she posted a running commentary that alluded both to the race relations issue of the NOLA disaster and the race-religion issue of the iraq war (which, the BBC reports, the US ambassador to iraq commented informally, may be soon expanded into syria). you should read it.

An Iranian woman hugged me at work the other day. It came out of nowhere; we were just chatting, because I'd mistaken her accent for Iraqi, and she was startled when my reponse was wistful: "Really? You're from Iran?" [...] She'd evidently been expecting a different response. Perhaps it was one she'd learned to dread. After all, Iran is in the Axis of evil, isn't it? So doesn't that make Iranians evil, too?

[snip]

So this Iranian lady just up and hugged me after a few minutes. It was scary how much we agreed upon, this liberal lady from a supposedly evil country and this liberal bitch from a democracy. We talked about Persian rugs and cats, about absent friends, about terror and death and decency. I showed her the bracelet on my arm, the gift of a good man now dead, with the first verse of the Koran carved on it in Arabic. Her lips moved when she read it and her eyes got huge. That's when she hugged me.

It's easy to look at this, and think that one has done some good above the ordinary. But I don't think that being decent is anything but compulsory. She reminded me, oddly enough, of an island in the Caribbean called Martinique.

Martinique is 90% black, and yet somehow the richest people in the country are white. They're called bekes and we had an illuminating chat with one of them one day on his plantation. He disparaged black workers who wanted more than a dollar a day to work in hundred-degree heat on his sugar plantation. Their hope, one got the feeling, was too uppity for him - and expensive.

This was the trip with the Forty-Year-Old Republican Virgin. We were all white, and our host families were all black. They were wonderful. I have to wonder if that wonderful comes with being powerless. Antoinette, the lady I lived with, talked about the white managers in the bank and then praised me for being....different. She was astonished when I talked about black friends, black room mates, black boyfriends.

We went to the beach and observed something queasy: the blacks and whites did not mingle, except for us. [...] It would have been too easy to pat ourselves on the back. I think it's necessary to not do precisely that.

this isn't but a part of her essay. please take a moment to read it.

Cat-Blogging: The Waiting For Dorothy Edition, 2005




wAitiNG foR doROthY: Cat-Blogging
Tobino Naps On His Favorite Box
September 9, 2005


wAitiNG foR doROthY: Cat-Blogging
Tobino Gets Camera-Shy
September 9, 2005

what em0 is reading.



what i'm reading right now (YES, i know there are many titles here.)

  1. Ancient Canada
  2. The Tuniit: First explorers of the High Arctic / Les Tuniit, Premiers Habitants de l'Arctique Polaire
  3. La Lawng: Michif Peekishkwewin, The Heritage Language of the Canadian Métis, 1: Language Practice (Lawrence Barkwell ed., SBN 1-894717-22-8)
  4. The Ancestral Landscape: Time, Space & Community in Late Shang China Ca. 1200-1045 BC (China Research Monograph) DS744 .K43 2000
  5. Native Peoples and Cultures of Canada E78. C2 M36 1988
  6. Native Voices in Research E78 .C2 N38 2002
  7. Strong Women Stories: Native Vision & Community Survival (Women's Issues Publishing Program) E78. C2 S77 2003x
  8. Ancient Encounters: Kennewick Man & the First Americans E78. W3 C417 2001
  9. Two Spirit People: American Indian Lesbian Women and Gay Men (Monograph Published Simultaneously As the Gay & Lesbian Social Services, 6:2) E98. S48 T84 1997
  10. Two-Spirit People: Native American Gender Identity, Sexuality & Spirituality E98 .S48 T86 1997
  11. The Things That Were Said of Them: Shaman Stories and Oral Histories of the Tikigaq People
  12. E99 .E7 A766 1992
  13. The Way of Inuit Art: Aesthetics and History in and Beyond the Arctic E99 .E7 A84 2005
  14. E99 .E7 A84 2005
  15. Ancient People of the Arctic E99 .E7 M325 1996
  16. The People Who Own Themselves: Aboriginal Ethnogenesis in a Canadian Family, 1660-1900 E99 .M47 D48 2004
  17. Children of the Fur Trade: Forgotten Métis of the Pacific Northwest E99 .M47 J33 1995
  18. It's Like the Legend: Innu Women's Voices E99 .N18 I88 2000
  19. The Yuquot Whalers' Shrine E99 .N85 J65 1999
  20. James River Chiefdoms: The Rise of Social Inequality in the Chesapeake (Our Sustainable Future) E99.P85 G35 2003
  21. Powhatan Lords of Life and Death: Command and Consent in Seventeenth-Century Virginia E99 .P85 W55 2003
  22. Female Desires HQ75.5 .F43 1999
  23. Language in Canada P379 .L347 1998
  24. A Reference Grammar of Classical Japanese Prose PL525.3 .V68 2003
  25. Old Japanese: A Phonetic Reconstruction PL540 .M59 2003
  26. Le montagnais. Langue algonquienne du Québec (Peeters, Langues & Sociétés d'Amérique traditionnelle, 3). PM1922 .M37 1991x
  27. Native Languages of the Southeastern United States PM441 .N37 2005
  28. A Language of Our Own: The Genesis of Michif, the Mixed Cree-French Language of the Canadian Métis (Oxford Studies in Anthropological Linguistics, 10) PM7895.M53 B35 1997
  29. Wanting in Arabic PR9199.4.S35 W36 2002

i just had another inappropriate thought



on yom kippur could you perform a certain sex act common between lesbians and still be fasting?

oh my god. i need to shut up.

i had an inappropriate thought



so of course i'll post it.

it's likely we'll run out of hurricane names this year. in that event, we start going down the greek alphabet.

if we make it to hurricane "delta," that would be an unfortunate name of a second storm to hit the mouth of the mississippi river.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

my college roommate has a kinder!



it's true! i'm a college-roommate-auntie!

n.b. that is not my college roomie.

more appalling pitchers are available here.

Friday, September 16, 2005

an email forward



q: what is president bush's position on roe v. wade?

a: he doesn't care how people get out of new orleans.

results of special election



my cousin just won a california state assembly seat

this story is just ridiculous



law abiding little old lady gets tossed in the slammer because the police were too slow to chase after young looters

a recipe to cook when your health conscious girlfriend isn't home



creamy cheesy grits made from stuff in my fridge

pork belly (a couple of slices of korean pork belly was in my freezer - you can use bacon)

whole milk (because being decadent is excellent)

feta cheese (really, any melted cheese is great. i just happened to have feta cheese in my fridge that was about to expire)

salt (of course)

cayenne pepper (because heat is good)

grits! (that's the point, right?)

slice of butter (because butter gets no love nowadays)

rub salt into the meat and then brown the meat in a saucepan. pour milk in along with the grits, butter, cayenne pepper and cheese. cook until thickened.

wow, this is good.

the mojo of anne heche is channeled into central park zoo penguin



a formerly gay penguin turns straight

Thursday, September 15, 2005

hodgepodge



if you're scatterbrained all the time, don't use ADHD drugs; write out a schedule for yourself or get a palm pilot.

i must get myself one of these. but the problem with buying gadgets is that as soon as you buy one, something cooler comes along. or a generic taiwanese model undercuts the brand name model. and you forget you don't really need one, because you don't listen to music on headphones anyway.

i posted earler about the "hott" (sorry, ben) giada de laurentiis. ben said that he would never trust a thin cook. i disagree. perhaps one should not trust a fat cook who cooks in the european style. mario batali, what up, man? either you're americanizing your "traditional tuscan cuisine" or you're dipping into your stash. as notorious b.i.g. said in the "ten crack commandments,": "number four - know you heard this before / never get high, on your own supply."

chris rock: "george bush hates midgets." video here.

okay, back to unsuccessful job hunting.

bullcrap



this is crap. i can't deal with people who get so mired in ideology that they fail to see the big picture. government gets bigger when there is a need, and when the need is lessened, it shrinks. it's simple.

in the 1980s, reaganites balked at programs like the new deal. the new deal was put into place to counter the effects of the great depression and to make sure that something like that wouldn't happen again. in the 1980's there was no depression, so the danger seemed far removed. shrinking the government - or at least reigning it in - was inevitable and probably appropriate. even clinton cut welfare benefits, because many of those benefits weren't necessary. now, we have two wars and a huge natural disaster on our hands. it makes sense that government would expand - not because of ideology - but because it is necessary.

every action has an equal and opposite reaction, you know.

people just need to learn how to go with the flow, look at the facts and circumstances before making a decision, and not get mired in ideology. why some people praise those who stick with ideology and who "stay the course" even when "staying the course" would result in absurdity or harm is beyond me. sandra day o'connor got in trouble for appearing "fuzzy" in issues. that's because she actually looked at the facts, balanced the hardships and then made a decision on what she felt was the most appropriate outcome. meanwhile scalia is an ideologue who drew bright lines like an automaton.

but i digress.

so here's the deal: when shit is broke, fix it. when shit isn't broke, don't try to fix it. but now, shit is broke, so we have to make it better.

okay?

what cornel west has to say



here

remember when the mississippi congressman confused kanye west and cornel west? here is a line from cornel west's article:

"kanye west said the president does not care about black people, he was right, although the effects of his policies are different from what goes on in his soul. you have to distinguish between a racist intent and the racist consequences of his policies. bush is still a 'frat boy', making jokes and trying to please everyone while the neanderthals behind him push him more to the right."
that congressman must be crosseyed now.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

w00t!



FUCK YEAH!

A joint legislative session resulted in an overwhelming defeat (157-39) of the Mass. proposal to ban marriage to same-sex couples and replace the right to marry with civil unions. The measure will not continue on to the ballot and to voters.

Legislators who had initially supported the measure said "they no longer felt right about denying the rights of marriage to same-sex couples." Republican Sen. Brian Lees said, "Gay marriage has begun, and life has not changed for the citizens of the commonwealth, with the exception of those who can now marry." Lees who felt the measure was an appropriate compromise a year ago feels the measure is no longer a compromise today. Many lawmakers, after witnessing the rewards of marriage equality this past year, no longer oppose it.

FUCK YEAH!

THANK YOU, MASS EQUALITY & THE CITIZENS OF THE COMMONWEALTH!

pat robertson blames hurricane katrina on ellen degeneres hosting the emmys



i'm not joking

(update: okay, i failed to read the article. it's a spoof. my bad. but in my defense, there have been other articles in the same vein that aren't spoofs. reality blurred indeed.)

what recent law graduates *really* think of john roberts



god help the legal profession...

anderson cooper



more speculation on anderson cooper's sexuality. i wonder if all "da mens" are excited about this possibility because he is a prominent news anchor and would be a great role model and spokesperson for the gay community... or maybe it's because, you know, he's better looking than all the fox anchors. (one fugly mid-day thought: if you morphed hannity, colmes and rivera together.) probably both.

anyway, i think it's pretty cool that his mom is gloria vanderbilt. i had no idea.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

coolest show EVER!



i just flipped on martha stewart demonstrating how she made food in prison. her guest is david spade. she admitted to looting finding spices. she said that spices were hard to find, so you had to buddy up with the women who had cinnamon. rad! then she had david spade cut out the core from apples with a plastic knife. then she dropped in a sugar cube and juice from a grapefruit. and popped in the contraband cinnamon. she put it all on a tupperware container and nuked it in a microwave.

upon some ribbing from david spade, martha stewart said that yes, the crab apple jelly story was true. she made crab apple jelly from picking crab apples off a crab apple tree in the prison yard, boiling them, and then straining them through a pillowcase. she said that she shared her concoction, and it made her really popular.

then she showed how she hid a sardine tin and made a grater out of it.

ghetto fabulous!

she recounted the oscar party she threw by cooking food she looted carried away in her pockets from the salad bar. she said "everyone had plenty to eat!"

martha rules!

the roberts hearings



is a review of elements of law. i've discovered the purpose of that eight week introductory course at cardozo. it's for cocktail party conversations and understanding crushingly boring senate hearings.

great. what a fabulous start to the day. the first sounds to emit from the television set were: "strict constructionalist" and "originalist."

and then a strange thing happened. i couldn't take my eyes off the telly. all of the jargon appeared to be in plain english. i was following the parrying of questioning and answering without any trouble. this roberts guy is really good at handling the socratic method. and he has been talking about standing for the last twenty minutes, and i can't believe i haven't changed the channel.

all right. from what i gather, he's a conservative (big surprise here). he is more minimalist than not in his philosophy of interpreting the constitution. he probably would have scoffed at the "penumbras and emanations" argument of the privacy line of cases had he been on the court in the 60's, although he did say that he would follow precedent. (i'm skeptical of the "following precedent" line, because cases that reach the supreme court have unsettled questions of law, and "following precedent" could mean going either way. a case reaches the supreme court when it has been distinguished from precedent, and therefore, the question is up in the air. "following precedent" might make more sense for an appointee of lower courts, but it is the job of the supreme court to draw boundaries. the phrase "following precedent" is hollow when it comes to supreme court nominees.)

why i hate our occupation gov't, part 381(b)



bOING-bOING has a piece up entitled "Katrina: Authorities bar Red Cross from NOLA; Blackwater gets carte blanche", that tries to ask why all these insane policies are in place - no red cross, forced evacuation (of the poor), forced disarmament of residents but not of mercs 'protecting' the wealthy, why there are even the creepy mercs of blackwell in the fucking city at all - and reader Richard Steven Hack sums it all up in one ugly paragraph:

The reason the Red Cross is not allowed in, according to the Red Cross Web site, is that the authorities believe their presence would invite people to return to the city. Since it would seem the goal of this project is to demolish the city, then dun the former inhabitants for the demolition costs, then seize the property for nonpayment, then auction it off for pennies to Bush cronies and then give Halliburton billions to rebuild it for corporations and whites only, I'd say that policy fits right in.
fuck, it's ugly to read that all in one place innit?

and they also link to naomi klein's piece in the nation, "let the people rebuild new orleans", which mentions "the second tsumami" faced by southeast asian displaced peoples:

It's a radical concept: the $10.5bn released by Congress and the $500m raised by private charities doesn't actually belong to the relief agencies or the government - it belongs to the victims. The agencies entrusted with the money should be accountable to them. Put another way, the people Barbara Bush tactfully described as "underprivileged anyway" just got very rich.

Except relief and reconstruction never seem to work like that. When I was in Sri Lanka six months after the tsunami, many survivors told me that the reconstruction was victimising them all over again. A council of the country's most prominent businesspeople had been put in charge of the process, and they were handing the coast over to tourist developers at a frantic pace. Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of poor fishing people were still stuck in sweltering inland camps, patrolled by soldiers with machine guns and entirely dependent on relief agencies for food and water. They called reconstruction "the second tsunami".

There are already signs that New Orleans evacuees could face a similarly brutal second storm. Jimmy Reiss, chairman of the New Orleans Business Council, told Newsweek that he has been brainstorming about how "to use this catastrophe as a once-in-an-eon opportunity to change the dynamic". The council's wish list is well-known: low wages, low taxes, more luxury condos and hotels.

god damnit, it's too fucking early for this bile. i'm going to go back to reading the people who own themselves: aboriginal ethnogenesis in a canadian family, 1660-1900. at least then the atrocities and sufferings are happening three hundred years ago and i can't say my current, "elected" government is responsible for it. (yes, i know it says it's about canadia, but really all of new france is covered so the US government is heavily and directly involved and many were citizens.)

when the shit comes crashing down...



...call oprah.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Daily Kos Again ...



i used to dislike the daily kos. now, it has grown so big so fast that there's always something there of interest to me. most of those diaries don't actually make it on the recommend list. i almost never read the front page posts. i was really pissed off after the pie fight, but i decided to stick around anyway because of the variety it offers in the quieter, less noticed parts of the kos crowd.

this diary, given its title, was destined to hit the rec list. i thought for a moment that it was actually going to be an explanation for why hatred towards bush was unjustified. that's why i read it anyway. but, it was an ironic title and the poster proceeded to rebut an editorial that made the argument specified in the title of the diary. i should have known. there is now an entrenched practice at kos of using titles like that -- ones that go against the grain of popular kos opinion and therefore inflame people -- to get lots of kossacks to read it.

usually, i'm annoyed at falling for it, but this time, i'm glad i did.

"Every person who brags about their tip-top moral compass always seems to have countless people standing behind them looking for something to eat. Why is that?"
i think her assertion is overly-broad. there are also a lot of poor people who are judgmental of other poor people. however, there's a grain of truth in her statement. contempt towards the poor is not a new development. dickens expounded upon it for thousands of pages, documenting the savage conditions facing the poor during the industrial revolution. although there are frequent admonishments against mistreating the poor in most moral and ethical codes, the reason they're there is because people typically treat the poor badly.

yet, somehow, like this woman, i am still astonished and horrified by the continuing callousness towards the poor. the destruction of new orleans has constantly been on my mind for the last two weeks. i'm trying not to crystallize this event with a single pithy statement that rests on an unprovable assertion, or a truism that demands a fundamental change in human nature to answer the outrage implied in it.

i am disturbed by the transformation of the dialogue around this disaster. at first, there was a loss of artifice, but that's all gone now. everyone is at each other's throats all over again, drawing their lines in the sand based on the accused's political affiliation. for a moment, nagin was a hero in the liberal blogosphere, but he is now a fallen angel because he made a public reconciliation with bush. i haven't checked the conservatives' take on things, so i don't know how they're treating nagin now. he was really unpopular with a lot of them at first. there have been claims that this disaster is a failure of conservative or libertarian government.

i've even read discussions where people actually say shit like, "i'll blame bush as long as you're willing to blame the state and local democrats some too!" the liberal response often consists of a pithy reference to norquists' stated desire to drown government in the bathtub. the tinfoil hatters are saying the levees were blown up in order to kill the black poor of new orleans in order to steal their property for rich white developers. i suppose they think that rich white developers relish the idea of taking over sewage-soaked new orleans and the carpet of corpses left behind. not to mention the deadly mix of oil and chemicals soaking in the ground there.

yeah, mmmmmmm. tasty.

i've wanted to scream at people that they can't play political horse-trading with this. the gretna sheriff who shot at people trying to flee the disaster in new orleans is a democrat. hell, nagin recently switched parties. this whole thing is a perverted Shakespearean farce masquerading as a tragedy. geraldo, who 'rescued' a woman twice because the first take wasn't good enough, got real. or rather, he acted the camera whore he always was, but somehow it got to some people. oprah did a two-part new orleans series. but, already, the focus on the victims is fading. the devastation of hurricane katrina is now another battleground in the socially poisonous culture war. it's as if trolls have taken over the national dialogue.

i hate these republicans vs. democrats narratives. they're so pointless. this wasn't a failure of republican government or democratic government. it was a failure of incompetent government. the neglect of the environment, the levees, the lack of concern for the low mobility poor, sick, old, and disabled -- all of that is a multi-generational responsibility. the racism and the ugly bias is part of the society in which we live, and i do think it influenced the systemic, endemic indifference to the needs of new orleans' poor. that exists in both the local and national governments and in every community across the country.

politicians are funny with money. they have all kinds of things they want to spend it on, but never enough to pay for everything they want. neither are opportunistic politicians a new development. they exist among the republicans and democrats, and members from both parties found reasons to divert resources to other things. politicians who give away jobs as political rewards are all over the pages of history. the disaster in new orleans was a failure of government, period.

there was a complete lack of coordination between local, federal, and private resources. that's everybody's fault. i am going to say that i find george bush's attitude towards FEMA disturbing. given the nature of the promises FEMA made to the states, he really ought to have nominated some qualified people. congress ought to be more discriminating about the appointments they approve. i do feel that there was a vacuum of national leadership. i think racism and classism played a role, historical and present in this tragedy. the absence of a means to protect the lives of those did not have the resources to flee was appalling.

we need to fix this, but we also need to be able to have an adult discussion about it.

bye bye



mike "i didn't know there were people at the convention center" brown, director of fema steps down. now he'll have plenty of time to watch cnn and be notified of current events that everyone else in the world is aware of.

there is a future on the internet



former channel 101 favorites the lonely island join the cast of SNL: andy samberg as an actor and the other two as writers.

hooohoohohoo



the onion comes to the rescue

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Father Jake Gets It Right Again



father jake:

[...] Some wonder about the anger and rage they hear from the victims in New Orleans. Some think the mayor went a bit over the top. I recognize this rage. It springs from feeling abandoned.

When I was young, I spent some years as a throw away kid. My friends were also throw aways. We had no families to speak of. Some of us lived on the street, depending on the kindness of strangers. Often those acts of kindness were few and far between.

As the years went by, the feeling of being abandoned by society grew into a burning rage. Acts of rebellion, and sometimes violence, felt very satisfying. We were of no worth to anyone. We were expendable. We had been abandoned. Sometimes, just to prove we really existed, we lashed out.

Yes, I recognize the rage I see in the faces on the news. And it saddens me. It also frightens me. Because here’s the truth of my experience; when one meets rejection and abandonment at every turn, eventually you have to face the possibility that you have been abandoned by God. There is no creature more dangerous in all of creation than a human who is convinced that they have been damned for all time. [...]
i will admit that i've been feeling depressed all week. it's just one of those times where i can't disengage my mind and my attention from the suffering and misery in the world. thousands of people around the country reacted with compassion and generosity towards the hurricane victims, but there has also been a continuous undercurrent of contempt, fear, and suspicion towards them. the gretna sheriff who prevented victims from walking out of the city is just one small example, although particularly appalling in my opinion. it just keeps going on and on:
It's not likely that victims of Hurricane Katrina will end up in Douglas County but a county commissioner said that any who might be considered for housing in a state tent camp should be screened to ensure they are not on welfare. [...]

Hunt described the remarks in a KPQ interview on Tuesday, saying she wanted to ensure people from the disaster area were more family types, "not the ones who were on welfare. Not the ones who didn't have jobs."
because living in a tent camp would just be too luxurious for them. i don't know what kind of coverage this woman has been watching, but i remember seeing lots of families among the victims of the storm. few of them will have jobs now anyways because the city they lived and worked in is covered with toxic sludge and raw sewage.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Some Good News, Maybe



the media is reporting that new orleans might have a lower death toll than originally estimated. although the article linked doesn't contain any hard data that would explain why the authorities are saying this, i'm just going to hope that they're right.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Louisiana's Hurricane Disaster Plan



good summary of LA's state and local hurricane disaster response plan.

They Really Do Have A Tin Ear For Suffering



[link]

It's Not About Classism and Racism At All! How Dare You Even Think That.



Rep. Richard Baker (House Web site) of Baton Rouge is overheard telling lobbyists:

"We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did."

"Baker explains later he didn't intend flippancy but has long wanted to improve low-income housing." (Wall Street Journal's Washington Wire, Sept. 9, 2005 [paid sub. only])
[link]

i wonder if god is pissed off about getting all the blame for this natural disaster.

how i ended up hung over for most of today (or i guess it's yesterday now)



i made up this recipe. be afraid.

EXTREME LYCHEE SANGRIA
1 20 oz can of lychee
1 large pureed white peach (remove skin beforehand)
1 small pureed mango
2 pink grapefruit, pith, outer and inner skins removed until only the juicy bits remain - bite sized pieces
2 mangoes, in bite sized pieces
1 magnum of white wine - i used pinot grigio
3 airplane-size bottles of brandy (3 shots)
3 airplane-size bottles of triple sec (3 shots)
juice of 1 lemon
1/2 bottle club soda
simple syrup to taste. (this means water and sugar boiled together)

puree the white peach and mango in a food processor. strain through a sieve into a pitcher. throw in entire mangum of wine. mix. dump in the entire can of lychees, juice included. dump in the grapefruit and mango pieces. dump in the liquor. squeeze the juice of an entire lemon into the mix.

taste. if not sweet enough, add simple syrup.

(note: if you want to add more liquor and you want to mask the taste of the liquor, simply add more lemon juice and simple syrup the more liquor you add.)

stick it in the fridge for a few hours or overnight. pour in club soda when you're about to serve.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Sometimes, The Internet Is A Thing Of Beauty



i stumbled across this diary about a crazyass mcveigh wannabe who thinks the appropriate response to a bi-coastal nuclear attack on the US would be to hang leftist professors:

Expect heavily armed and infuriated conservatives to launch a cleansing war against the traitors. The armed will mow down the mostly unarmed segments, especially those elements that devoted forty-plus years to anti-American hatred to destroy this country. Should the likes of Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Michael Parenti, Michael Moore, Ward Churchill, Dennis [sic] Raimondo [antiwar.com -ed.], et al. act out their sedition in a just-nuked America, expect their bodies to be found shot full of holes. Expect gun battles at banks, food stores, ATMs, gas stations, and outside hospitals. Leftist professors will be strung up. It will be every man, woman, and child for themselves.
yeah, it's the usual post-apocalyptic hard right wingnut fantasy, complete with the lynchings of allegedly powerful and influential leftists. i find his faith in the US currency as a meaningful store of value in a post-nuclear US amusing. apparently, even unarmed liberals are such a threat that the only response is to mow them down in cold blood.

of course, he slips into passive voice there. first, 'armed and infuriated' conservatives will 'cleanse' all 'traitors'. then, 'the armed' will kill the 'unarmed'. i suppose those who are 'unarmed' but not leftist professors, marxist crackpots, or Michael Moore [probably a lot of swarthy types and people who worship the wrong god or the wrong jesus] will also be extras in his fantasy genocide. don't want to forget them. they need killing too.

after all that scum is taken care of, 'the armed' will go batshit crazy, shooting each other at grocery stores, gas stations, and outside hospitals. i'm itching to go trawling through his blog to see what he said about the looting and violence in new orleans after the hurricane. alright, enough of that. this fantastic comment was posted by RedDan:

Fear of a Black Planet

A to the mutha-fuckin K, homeboy.

And so on.

Here's my thing - most of the pampered little fools writing this vomitous drivel have no idea, no fucking idea, what it means to live hard, to fight for survival.

None.

I, myself - not so much either - I grew up on a subsistence farm, but the soil was fertile, the community was strong, my parents were educated dropouts from the middle class intelligentsia, and there was a safety net (familial, community, governmental).

I have had to fight for my life, both literally and figuratively, a few times...but not much.

But oh, god, oh god, the things that I have seen in my travels around this world - Indonesia, Yemen, Mauritius, Malaysia, Russia, China, UAE, Pakistan....

People there are hard.

And in the American poor communities - white and black - people there are hard.

They have had to literally fight for their lives for their whole lives.

And some fat-faced, pasty-skinned, waffle-assed punk in front of a computer is just a little snack.

The only way to ensure a free press is to own one.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

...



fema has 25,000 body bags on hand in louisiana.

"The head of Louisiana's St. Bernard Parish has been pleading with people to leave and not try to ride out Katrina. He says he hates to say it, but just doesn't have enough body bags."
[link]

I Don't Get This Story



who did the six-year-old 'save'? as far as i can tell, he and the other children were loaded onto a helicopter for rescue. the children were separated from their mothers because the helicopter never returned to pick them up. the six-year-old didn't actually do anything to save anybody. it's an interesting story, but to spin it as a tale of boyish heroism is just outright misrepresentation.

the log of doom



warren ellis has started a new website, THE ENGINE - an interactive forum for readers of comix. rules include his usual pleasant draconian enforcement of "no superheroes" and the like.

but

something has gone terribly, terribly wrong with THE ENGINE. mostly because he's got 10,000 daily subscribers to his writings, which is the fuck-all of server loads.

in any case, warren approaches the disaster with his usual dramatic flair and aplomb.

(and people ask me why like TRANSMETROPOLITAN!)

bad signal

WARREN ELLIS

10.59am -- I open the Engine to readers of Bad Signal.

11.02 -- Comics writer Andy Diggle posts a message. That proves to be the last message posted on the Engine. Many, many people will blame Diggle for what is to follow. And who is to say they shouldn't?

11.25 -- Email fills with reports that the Engine has engine trouble.

12.30pm -- I return home. The Engine is not responding. I ignore it and eat lunch.

1.30 -- The Engine is still not responding. I ignore it and start work.

2.30 -- The Engine is still not responding. I start reloading the page once every couple of minutes.

2.42 -- I have slow access to the Engine. The log states that the rush has reduced to one new visitor every twelve seconds or so.

2.44 -- I have no access.

2.51 -- I send Melinda and Jessica in to try and reach the Admin menu of the forum software. I need to take the load off the server so Billy can get into the Secret Codey 10101110101 Bits and look at the deep settings.

3.06 -- No word from Melinda or Jessica. I am growing worried. They didn't take any food or water in with them, after all.

3.10 -- Melinda makes it to Admin. I instruct her to set the forum to "restricted." No word from Jessica.

3.11 -- Jessica is probably dead.

3.14 -- Jessica is definitely dead. No word from Melinda.

3.15 -- I get the log-on screen.

3.16 -- Nothing happens. And Melinda may be dead. Darren's going to fucking kill me.

3.20 -- Jessica is alive and in admin. Melinda is alive and has attempted to lock the forum. If Melinda fails, I have to send Jessica in. The awful, senseless waste of human life tortures me as I eat some more fruit.

3.21 -- I note out of the corner of my eye that LiveJournal's gone down. Is that my fault too?

3.28 -- Melinda reports restricted status on. Jessica is definitely dead this time.

3.30 -- No change. A vein bursts, somewhere deep in my brain.

3.33 -- Restricted status seems to have gone on. Visitors increase to an estimated one every six fucking seconds.

3.35 -- I get into Admin myself, stepping over Jessica's body.

3.37 -- I am attempting to close the Engine entirely. I may not survive the attempt. Remember me. Just, you know, not the farting and the snoring. You can forget that.

3.39 -- I think I just ruptured something. No, really.

3.40 -- I go for a piss. While I'm doing that, Melinda dies.

3.42 -- The front end of the Engine should be sealed off. I don't know, because people are still hitting it and it's not loading...

3.46 -- I purge all records of Melinda and Jessica from my email and go out for a cigarette. Let it be known that they died for Comics and The Internet. When I have their bodies burned in a garbage can in a remote location, I will do it with love and appreciation for their sacrifice.

The Engine will be back later, once I satisfy myself that there's nothing off in the deep settings, and once people stop hitting it -- it looks like it's still being hit once every couple of seconds...

I'm sorry, but I'm finding this funny as all hell...

-- W

always a pleasure, warren. now if only you'd post these missives somewhere instead of only emailing them out, i would be able to link to them...

punt, punt, and more punt.



so, gubernator had expressed earlier that same sex marriage should be decided by the voters or the courts.

here's a little lesson in our system, arnold. the people vote for the legislators who represent them. the legislators have voted to pass the bill; hence, the people's voice has been heard by proxy. get it? then the courts have judicial review over whether bills are constitutional if some people are unhappy and wish to take it up with them.

sure, you're allowed to veto the bill. but if it passed through the california legislature with nary a snag, why exercise the veto? it will simply just delay the inevitable and leave the law unsettled in the meantime. sign it, and move on.

The Flood That Exposed The Rot



the more i read about the negative stereotyping of the survivors from new orleans, the more i think that this tragedy is about that modern brand of subtle racism that won't call itself what it is because outright public bigotry isn't acceptable anymore. modern racists whisper about looters and rapists instead of of 'niggers'. one dumbass bought a gun because he witnessed an 'argument' at a gas station that scared him.

these good old boys are probably card carrying NRA members. yet, they clearly feel that possession of guns by black men is a reason for fear and suspicion. after all, they appear to have swallowed hook, line, and sinker the idea that armed black men in new orleans were by default probable criminals instead of people trying to ensure the safety of their stranded friends and family members.

pwa!!!



best story ever. three duke students forge press passes, drive right past national guardsmen in a hyundai, and transport seven evacuees from the convention center to safety. i saw them on channel 2 this morning. they were wide-eyed, prepped out, and didn't look a day over 18. the national guardsmen didn't notice anything amiss? anyway, these boys rule. despite not knowing the layout of the city, they were able to find the convention center within 20 minutes of passing the guards. meanwhile, fema accidentally sends a plane full of evacuees to the wrong charleston.

then again, a six year old seems to take better care of infants and toddlers better than the adults in official positions.

how's this: put the duke students in charge of fema, put this kid in charge of organizing bus evacuations, and have the six year old run rescue operations on foot. then we might have more "acceptable results."

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

More Stories About Cops Forbidding People To Leave New Orleans



this shit needs to be punished swiftly, decisively, and mercilessly.

There Are Some Law Enforcement Types Who Need to Be Fired And Charged With Whatever Crimes Possible For This



just check out the accounts of cops and military preventing people from leaving new orleans on foot.

other unanswered questions



why is fox's new show "prison break" so compelling? why do my girlfriend and i find ourselves transfixed on monday nights, unable to pull ourselves away from this television drama whose concept is so outlandish that it could have only been written by a structural engineer high on the fumes of industrial cleaners?

synopsis: a young structural engineer is convinced that his brother, who is on death row, has been framed for killing the vice president's brother, so smarty pants stages a bank robbery to get himself into the same prison. see, smarty pants helped design the building, so he thinks he can help his brother bust out of the joint. meanwhile, the death row inmate's ex-girlfriend becomes the defense attorney and begins to uncover a massive conspiracy headed by the highest echelons of government. sexual tension starts to fly. somehow, the mob gets involved, and throw in a hot young female prison doctor and a few angry neo-nazis -- and you get great television.

it is completely absurd.

so yeah, i don't get it either, except that i can't stop watching.

why is this study disturbing, exactly?



so, kids mimic their parents' perfectly legal purchases of tobacco and cigarettes in simulations.

if this study were shown in france, no one would raise an eyebrow. americans freak out about the weirdest things. we have one of the highest substance abuse rates in developed nations despite (and probably because of) our demonization of said substances. in france, it is not uncommon to drink a glass of wine at dinner and have the older children partake. it's normal. it's moderate. it's healthy. there is no taboo associated with alcohol. here, there is a culture of complete abstinence and "bad bad bad!" which results in underage people obsessed with tasting the forbidden fruit upon leaving for college without much guidance in the matter. (c'mon people, just take yourselves back to college. you know i'm tellin' the truth!) so of course no one understands the concept of moderation!

anyway, had this study shown pre-schoolers making crack pipes out of play doh, i'd say there would be cause for concern.

warren ellis rides again



thank you, warren, for making my day (night?) complete again:

In Variety today, Bryan Singer indicates that the shooting budget for his Superman film is somewhere around the $250 million mark. I'm assuming that at some point in the film the sun turns into Angelina Jolie's mouth and makes everyone on Earth ejaculate across 93 million miles. How the hell else do you spend $250M on a Superman film?
in the same issue of BADSIGNAL (his email missive to warren ellis' holy slut army), he adds the following:
Many people have written to remind me that TRANSMET features a superstorm that trashes a coastal city, complete with emergency services failure and an incompetent President. Rack that up with the two-headed cat, the glasses that take photos, the Smiler appearing as Kerry's running mate and every other goddamn thing... [snip]

I'd very much like it if my American readers in storm country drew up their own emergency plans now. Because the lesson of New Orleans is that if you're hit, no-one's coming for you for a week.

the brits know how to put it in as few words as possible, don't they?

Monday, September 05, 2005

oh those crazy koreans



doggy poo: the movie

break time!!!



excuse me but i have a crush on a certain food network host who looks like natalie portman except not as pre-pubescent. yes, i know natalie portman is way over age, but she still looks like jailbait. giada de laurentiis had me when she pulled out 100 proof vodka and threw lime zest into it. yowza!

i shouldn't have laughed but i did



from a friend: "rehnquist has been dead for four days but FEMA only just found him."

pwahahahahaha.

you lose the bet



CNN:

President Bush nominates Judge John Roberts to be chief justice at the White House on Monday.
yeah. FUCKER. lissen to this spin-doctoring from der schrub's mouth:
It is fitting that a great chief justice be followed in office by a person who shared his deep reverence for the Constitution, his profound respect for the Supreme Court and his complete devotion to the cause of justice.
i told everyone bush would make a white man chief justice.

wanna bet? here's the bet: no matter who comes up to replace the empty slots on the bench, in the end, it'll be white males who end up on it.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

my bet:



chief justice thomas

what's your bet?

topsy turvy



in the fallout of the biggest domino effect of governmental incompetence, even conservatives are at their wits' end. andrew sullivan notes that even michelle malkin is calling for the firing of michael brown. [another note: malkin, who is normally a strict law and order statist, actually praises the 20 year old driver of the "commandeered" renegade bus, calling the young man a hero. did i just agree with malkin. twice? is the apocalypse nigh?]

but seriously. i think at some point, people stop being liberals and conservatives - democrats and republicans - and just start being people. unfortunately, it takes a catastrophe of epic proportions to nudge people out of their hardline political zones into the zone of humanity and common sense.

but just you wait, in a week, the pundits will start drawing lines in the sand and begin beating each other with rubber mallets again.

cheney is dead, dude.



yeah. so i've been wondering if cheney is dead - he went into the hospital two weeks ago for "minor surgery" and hasn't shown up since.

my only proviso was his plan to talk to the government of canadia about exploiting utilising their oilsands. he was supposed to go on friday.

so this morning, i search the news for "cheney" as usual, and i find this:

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney has postponed a visit to Canada later this week in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, officials said Sunday.

Cheney had planned to visit Alberta on Thursday and Friday, stopping first in Calgary, then visiting Fort McMurray and touring the massive tar sands projects there.

Marisa Etmanski, spokeswoman for Alberta Premier Ralph Klein, said the White House contacted Mr. Klein's office Friday and the visit was cancelled due to Katrina. No new date was proposed for the visit.

because that bitch is dead, o my bitches & my pimps.

that ain't no temple!



so i'm watching cnn - and there is a rescue going on. there are a bunch of people of asian descent on the roof of a building, and the announcer was like "it appears to be a vietnamese community here, and look... that building next to the rescue... it appears to be an asian temple."

there was a CROSS on the top of the "temple." in fact, the huge cross was the most prominent thing about the building. that ain't no temple. that be a catholic chizzurch.

hoooohahahaha!!!

then they pull up an old man carrying a silver briefcase. "that man appears to be attached to his briefcase. maybe it contains some very important sacred items." [the only thing missing at this point is chinky music playing in the background.]

well there ain't no mo' holy water left in that church, so that's probably money - or the proof of ownership of the property.

oh no... it's AN INFLATABLE SACRED COW IDOL!

pwahahhaa. the news is funny.

a funny



cnn anchorman: what do you have to say about what kanye west said the other night? he said that the government doesn't protect black people.

mississippi congressman and member of the black caucus: well, i've heard other things besides what cornell west is saying.

cnn anchorman: no, not cornell west... kanye west.

mississippi congressman: huh? who? yeah, okay.

this is probably the only time someone is going to confuse kanye west and cornell west.

some numbers that will depress you



from a study on religion from the pew research study:

life has
1) existed in its present for since the beginning of time - 42%
2) evolved with guidance from a supreme being - 48%
3) evolved through natural selection - 26%
4) don't know how life evolved - 4%
5) don't know at all - 10%

also, the vast majority of americans believe that liberals are going too far in pushing religion away from schools and the government (have they ever laid eyes on the constitution?! the government [and public schools are an offshoot of the government] isn't supposed to be intertwined and entangled with religion) and that the republican party is more concerned with protecting religious values than individual freedoms. i can't even believe the question was posed in this manner. the free exercise of religion IS an individual right.

bleh. stuff like this bugs me.

Saturday, September 03, 2005

a warren ellis communiqué



i know this is totally off-topic, but i can't help but post it. i love it.

bad signal
WARREN ELLIS

Sometimes you just can't stop something crawling out of your head.

That dumb feverdream idea of Flash Gordon crossed with Deadwood? It's multiplying in my head. I don't want it to. Fitting another book into my schedule will kill me. This is going to be one longass file going into the Loose Ideas folder.

But for years I've had a setting and and a title in search of a story. IGNITION CITY has gone through five different iterations since 1991 approx, and has never really resolved into a story. I think it started out as a possible LAZARUS CHURCHYARD story, before I went for the (undrawn, unpublished) FURYEYES instead.

Ignition City, in the original conception, is Earth's only spaceport: a circular artificial island on the equator, its perimeter a ring of launchpads. Hot as hell during the day, when ships are banging off, the whole rocket summer thing. No launches at night, and the fucked-up climate reclaims itself by raining all night. Rain that tastes like rocket fuel. I still love the setting. It never had a story that lived up to it.

But now this hideous idea has taken hold, of an isolationist Earth of approx 1955 that only allows contact with space at one point - Ignition City. Humans are banned from going to space, and all those who have been up there are now considered irretrievably contaminated, and are deported to the community on Ignition City.

There's a certain Alan Moore-like appeal to embittered space heroes being forced to live in the sci-fi equivalent of the Cuban refugee camps in 80s Florida gone wild. Flash Gordon as an embittered space hero turned smuggler, living in an upended space rocket, its nosecone buried in the dirt. Buck Rogers back from the future and haunted by the knowledge of what is to come. Yuri Gagarin as the town drunk."The Brits" as figures of terror, Dan Dare and his crew of space-soldier animals disavowed by the British government and forced to live out their lives on Ignition City. Aliens living in the unsettled wilds to the north. It's a small confection of an idea, but it has a weird appeal to me. And it's going to bug me for days.

God forbid I should think of something that might earn me some money... Here I am looking for the big mainstream-crossover idea, and I've got Flash Gordon calling people cocksuckers. I feel faintly dirty.

I should be ready to go to a test first draft on FIVE GUNS #1 over the next several days. That one's turned out weird, too. Avatar wanted a commercial book -- they wanted to try their hand at superheroes, really, and I was asked to take a crack at it. What they're getting...well, sorry, William. Heh. I went to Chinese fiction, the wuxia [武俠], for its tales of extraordinary martial artists fighting lawlessness with magical zhao [招], unusual weapons and strange chivalry. I tied that in to a subject I briefly touched on in IRON MAN, of all things: the suppression of outbreaks of the future. A Haight-Ashbury of revolutionary science taking the place of, for instance, the city where martial arts are banned in SEVEN SWORDS (obvious touchstone there). The whole thing turned into this weird high-science story of fantasy revolution, the point where THE WATER MARGIN meets Arthurian fiction or similar. It's more CROUCHING MIRRORSHADES than it is THE ULTIMATES, now, sorry, Wiliam...

I love THE WATER MARGIN.

I am going to be SO POOR.

that is all. back to the suffering.

just flipped on the telly



and the scrolly thing said that rehnquist has passed away.

when i get my news from warren ellis, i'm concerned



via warren ellis: bOING-bOING reports an extremely alarming situation:

Al-Cajun?
Army Times Calls NOLA Katrina Victims "the Insurgency"

An article in the Army Times is referring to American citizens in New Orleans as "the insurgency". Does this mean the United States is now in an undeclared state of civil war?

yes, that's right. an insurgency. which is kindly defined by xeni jardin of bOING-bOING as
an organized rebellion aimed at overthrowing a constituted government through the use of subversion and armed conflict
jesus christ.

just as disturbing to me is the first paragraph (emphasis mine):

"This place is going to look like Little Somalia," Brig. Gen. Gary Jones, commander of the Louisiana National Guard's Joint Task Force told Army Times Friday as hundreds of armed troops under his charge prepared to launch a massive citywide security mission from a staging area outside the Louisiana Superdome. "We're going to go out and take this city back. This will be a combat operation to get this city under control."
if there's one thing my father - a paratrooper, a member of Special Forces, a Green Beret & a Ranger in the US Army - taught me about the military, it's this: you do not use the military on your own citizenry. ever. the military's job is to pacify - ie. subdue by every means necessary - hostile territory. if you try to use them in policing actions, it will be a fucking nightmare. this information he told me repeatedly over the years as i was growing up. there is just no fucking around with the military, because their main job is to kill people. they don't learn crowd-control tactics like, say, the police: they learn urban combat techniques.

have we learnt nothing?

so now our government has authorised shoot-to-kill tactics within an area approximately the size of great britain within our own borders. in a mostly-minority region. which is now almost entirely minority due to the disaster.

shades of ethnic cleansing?