i just flipped on martha stewart demonstrating how she made food in prison. her guest is david spade. she admitted to looting finding spices. she said that spices were hard to find, so you had to buddy up with the women who had cinnamon. rad! then she had david spade cut out the core from apples with a plastic knife. then she dropped in a sugar cube and juice from a grapefruit. and popped in the contraband cinnamon. she put it all on a tupperware container and nuked it in a microwave.
upon some ribbing from david spade, martha stewart said that yes, the crab apple jelly story was true. she made crab apple jelly from picking crab apples off a crab apple tree in the prison yard, boiling them, and then straining them through a pillowcase. she said that she shared her concoction, and it made her really popular.
then she showed how she hid a sardine tin and made a grater out of it.
ghetto fabulous!
she recounted the oscar party she threw by cooking food she looted carried away in her pockets from the salad bar. she said "everyone had plenty to eat!"
martha rules!
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that story _rocks_.
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