Wednesday, August 18, 2004

is this "the new york times" or "the onion"?



in addition to cops and activists treating the republican national convention as a costume ball, mayor bloomberg has decided to give discounts to people who protest the republican national convention. bloomberg, as you all know, is a republican. new york city is turning into a klein bottle. up, down, left, right, and out the in and backwards into some weird fourth dimension. again, i'm staying below 14th street at all times. if anyone cares to hole up with me and drink beers while huddling around my 13" television set, be my guest.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Two things-

1) I'm a gettin' me a "political activist" discount.
2) I'm still thinking about selling virulently-sloganed T-shirts to the crazies, wherever they may protest. You sure you don't want in?

- Ben

FM said...

sounds like a plan. capitalism at its best!