MS Office

dear animated little clippy thing:

i have indicated many times that i do not want your help, yet you always return. you are the world's most annoying animated character. yes, even more annoying than jar jar.

way more annoying than jar jar.

i don't have to watch the awful movies they dare to market under the name of star wars for my job. i do need to use microsoft excel, however. everytime i see you appear in the top right corner of my computer screen, i sincerely wish you were real. because, if you were, i'd have the satisfaction of blowing you away with a 12 gauge shotgun. and i'm a bleeding heart liberal.