Friday, August 26, 2005

the VMAs!



the video music awards is this sunday, and the host of the evening is "diddy" (formerly known as "p. diddy" and "puff daddy").

why?

WHY?!

are you trying to put us all to sleep?!

the man has about as much onstage charisma as a wet noodle. yes, he is a brilliant businessman, but when it comes to his performances, his involvement is relegated to cycling between the following three phrases in a monotone: "yeah," "uh-huh," and "this is the remix."

oh how i wish i had a tivo.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

forgive me, but i had to correct the grocer's s in VMAs. otherwise, my head might have exploded.

many, many apologies.

also, when aren't they boring as fuck? i mean, sure, at least they have a host, but do you really watch the VMAs?

FM said...

when i have cable, i do actually watch the vmas. it's fun.