taiwan wary of china panda offer
yes, you read that correctly.
so, what's gonna happen, kiddies? well, this woman, cassandra wong, said the pandas looked kind of funny, like they were terribly constipated and/or they had eaten a bunch of large objects. the people of taipei thought she was trippin'... and then it was midnight, and a full moon was rising. suddenly, soldiers began streaming from the bodies of the pandas, and they swept into taipei and killed everyone. they killed an old guy in front of his palace. then they threw some kid from the walls. and then there was this really hot woman, and she was really hot, so she wasn't killed.
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