pfc. lynndie england will use "being dense" as a defense for her role in the abu ghraib prison abuse scandal. most people were skeptical until it was discovered that she hired charlie's angels impersonators on the drag queen circuit to be her lawyers.
and paula abdul's alleged affair with a former contestant on american idol has been the top news on the drudge report (a "news" site that has more online readers than the washington post, the guardian, abc news, usa today, and the l.a. times) for the past 48 hours.
two out of the three previous statements is true.
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