Live Earth

Warren Ellis chimes in with his usual scalpel wit:

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Next year I am going to launch a festival called DEAD EARTH. And yet, weirdly, it will have a smaller carbon footprint than Live Earth. Because the only way I could achieve a larger carbon footprint than Live Earth would be to drop an asteroid on Australia. And that's just a little outside the range of my capabilities right now.

Still, it's good to have ambitions.

So. Painful. ... So. Accurate.