googlefight!

hillary clinton v. rudy giuliani

republicans v. democrats

cheech v. chong

pee v. poo

jack white v. jason stollsteimer
[reference]

osama bin laden v. mini me
(well, gee, if we had known that, we could have sent the little guy to afghanistan by himself. dammit, condi, why didn't you figure this out?)

rosie o'donnell v. donald trump

fart v. dubya

quail v. dick cheney
(well, DUH)

that is all.