Found on Amazon.com: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser / Tank. It came up when I was searching for "Segway."
Well, if you ever get stuck on Tatooine, and you are attacked by a gang of Sand People, that should come in handy.
Plus, who wouldn't want a vehicle whose model means "big butt"? (Well, it's better than "Popozao" I suppose.)
Andrew: let's get one and invade canada
me: http://www.jl421.com
it comes with optional flamethrowers!
Sent at 3:28 PM on Tuesday
Andrew: would be useful in preparation for armageddon
imagine having one of these in Road Warrior, or Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
it's a clear advantage
me: it could be useful during rush hour too. when no one is moving. you could just barbecue and drink beer on the roof.
Andrew: it's not street legal though
me: yeah, better just invade canada
Andrew: would be good to attack farmers in upstate ny
too cloudy to be picked up by satelite surveillance
and wide open fields provide plenty of room to move around
maybe in canada too
me: EXTREME COW TIPPING!
Andrew: imagine having $1 million in the bank, and spending it all on an entire garrison of these, for a land war
500 of them for $1 million
that fits 2,500 soldiers
we could sack Toronto
me: hell let's just roll into ontario with an army. and they have premium soundsystems. nice.
we could play the theme to team america world police
"america: fuck yeah!!!"
Sent at 3:35 PM on Tuesday
me: or maybe oprah could buy 50,000 of these and fund the iraq war herself.
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