Tuesday, January 02, 2007

this can't be real.



Found on Amazon.com: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser / Tank. It came up when I was searching for "Segway."

Well, if you ever get stuck on Tatooine, and you are attacked by a gang of Sand People, that should come in handy.

Plus, who wouldn't want a vehicle whose model means "big butt"? (Well, it's better than "Popozao" I suppose.)

Andrew: let's get one and invade canada

me: http://www.jl421.com

it comes with optional flamethrowers!

Sent at 3:28 PM on Tuesday

Andrew: would be useful in preparation for armageddon

imagine having one of these in Road Warrior, or Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

it's a clear advantage

me: it could be useful during rush hour too. when no one is moving. you could just barbecue and drink beer on the roof.

Andrew: it's not street legal though

me: yeah, better just invade canada

Andrew: would be good to attack farmers in upstate ny
too cloudy to be picked up by satelite surveillance

and wide open fields provide plenty of room to move around

maybe in canada too

me: EXTREME COW TIPPING!

Andrew: imagine having $1 million in the bank, and spending it all on an entire garrison of these, for a land war

500 of them for $1 million

that fits 2,500 soldiers

we could sack Toronto

me: hell let's just roll into ontario with an army. and they have premium soundsystems. nice.

we could play the theme to team america world police
"america: fuck yeah!!!"

Sent at 3:35 PM on Tuesday

me: or maybe oprah could buy 50,000 of these and fund the iraq war herself.

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