i hate spam.

every fracking day i get spam from williams-sonoma and mario badescu of all people. they're worse than moveon.org. i don't want to attend a wine and cheese event (which will inevitably end in sales reps pressuring me to buy wine glasses i don't need). i don't want to buy overpriced cookware (you can get the same crap at target or kohl's by the same manufacturer for half the price -- no joke -- p.s. target is the awesomest store evar!!!). i don't feel the need to purchase skin care products every damn day (and your shit doesn't even work anymore - hello, blackhead central)!

note to readers: are any of you over 30 and getting catalogues from places like pottery barn, range rover, saks fifth avenue, nieman marcus, and the like? none of this happened when i was in my 20s. in my 20s, i received the victoria's secret catalogue and banana republic/gap coupons. but as soon as i turned 30, these new catalogues started appearing in my mail. am i supposed to be making more money at my age or something? is this a polite way of telling me that i am a gen-x slacker, that i should make more moolah, and buy their stuff? too bad i don't have a hamster, so i can find a use for these catalogues: sopping up rodent urine.

another note: this post might appear to be in direct contrast to my previous post, which linked to prada shoes. prada just happens to make shoes that everyone copies, including those that appear at payless. it was for demonstrative purposes only. thank you. have a nice day.