Wait, haven't we heard something like this before?

"I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver."

Sounds like...


"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

And we know how that turned out.

Is there going to be a mention of a cigar too? Somehow I doubt the words "tastes good" would appear in this context. Tee hee. :-X

Update: Oh, this is just too easy...

He's admitting he bought methamphetamine from the gay escort, but he added...

"I bought it for myself but never used it," he said. "I was tempted, but I never used it."

So, you, um, "never inhaled."

Another bad one: He blew it.