Skip, trip, stumble...

And the shit JUST. DON'T. STOP.

Reverend Tweaker gets outed, and Ann Coulter may go to prison? Time to call Martha Stewart up, so you can learn how to make crab apple jelly!

I don't think I can take any more November "surprises"!

Ha ha, just kidding. Keep bringin' 'em on! It's certainly more entertaining than reading about Paris Hilton's drunken blunders.