Monday, June 26, 2006

"crappy" day



today, i pored over photographs of "alleged fecal matter" in the basement of a court building. we have a plaintiff who likes to pull stunts like photographing what appears to be loose feces to prove that he has "bowel problems" so that he can get out of court dates. don't ask. i just show up and get paid.

it could have been hormel chili or hamburger helper in a toilet bowl, but it certainly looked pretty disgusting.

i didn't get a medical degree, because i didn't want to deal with sickness and crazy people. and now look at me...