Thursday, June 22, 2006

yeah! shut em down!



governor corzine plans new jersey government shutdown. what are "non-essential services" anyway? i hope that doesn't include the path train. maybe i can get across the hudson on an inner tube and flippers. maybe nyc can institute a "wet foot/dry foot" policy - hobokenites can pile onto gypsy boats and try to outwit and outrun the cops. you make it across and you touch dry land, excellent. if you don't, they send you back to jersey.

does this also include administration of the new jersey bar exam? if so, what a windfall! the class of 2005 will not be competing against the class of 2006 for jobs, and the class of 2006 can have until february to study.

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