Monday, January 02, 2006

contraband chicken?



this prison melee resulted when "[g]uards took away contraband chicken he was carrying and, within minutes, guards and inmates were fighting."

i'd like to know what "contraband chicken" is.

mcnuggets to be traded in the underground prison barter system for cigarettes or pruno? a cornish hen concealing a shank? hot wings? whole broiler-fryer? whole roaster? tandoori chicken? chicken tikka masala? coq au vin? popeye's? kfc?

the possibilities are endless.

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