Sunday, September 04, 2005

cheney is dead, dude.



yeah. so i've been wondering if cheney is dead - he went into the hospital two weeks ago for "minor surgery" and hasn't shown up since.

my only proviso was his plan to talk to the government of canadia about exploiting utilising their oilsands. he was supposed to go on friday.

so this morning, i search the news for "cheney" as usual, and i find this:

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney has postponed a visit to Canada later this week in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, officials said Sunday.

Cheney had planned to visit Alberta on Thursday and Friday, stopping first in Calgary, then visiting Fort McMurray and touring the massive tar sands projects there.

Marisa Etmanski, spokeswoman for Alberta Premier Ralph Klein, said the White House contacted Mr. Klein's office Friday and the visit was cancelled due to Katrina. No new date was proposed for the visit.

because that bitch is dead, o my bitches & my pimps.

3 comments:

FM said...

maybe they're making a super-cyborg, by merging together rehnquist and cheney and metallic parts. if this state of the art creation gets out of hand, we can always send SOS beacons to california and summon the terminator.

FM said...

and if the terminator refuses to terminate the creation, we can always call upon that guy in vermont to shriek really loudly and blow the thing to pieces with the sonic boom.

FM said...

they found him. he was on the tee vee.