sometimes, all a person wants is an ice cream bar made with REAL ICE CREAM, not that tofutti or soy milk stuff. and not low fat ice cream either. a real, rich, creamy, and decadent ice cream bar.
now i understand that some people are on diets, and it's great that these products are available... but isn't it a bit silly not to have the real thing available at your local grocery store?!
i can't order half and half in my coffee at manhattan restaurants anymore. instead they only have 2% and skim milk.
sometimes splenda is more readily available than good old fashioned sugar.
it's driving me insane.
i searched the ice cream freezer for way too long at my supermarket just now only to find tofutti cuties, weight watchers ice cream bars, and some soy milk abominations. finally, at the bottom, furthest corner of the shelf there were some klondike bars pushed towards the back. i would have preferred something by haagen dazs and ben and jerry's, but i felt as if i had struck gold.
isn't this a bit ridiculous?
1 comment:
but i like 'tofutti cuties'.
not splenda, tho. evil. at least i know what fucking sugar does to me, right? we might find out splenda reanimates the recently dead or some shit in a year or so. makes you grow dog fur on your ass and around your nipples - thick like a shag carpet. you know it will. make you vote republican even.
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