how i feel about the holidays...

... is like spider jerusalem, i mean warren ellis, does.

All teh death are belong to me.

And the pub is playing Xmas music again. They turn it up when I walk in. They are killing me. I hate them. They are getting a sack of burning dogshit for Xmas. I am Santa.

that man can turn a mailing list into a flaming hail of poison darts of black humour like no other writer since we lost dorothy parker.

only warren ellis will say "dogshit".