see?! i didn't make it up! SAVE YOURSELVES AND VOTE KERRY!

i mentioned earlier that God might be pissed at republicans and is therefore pissing on them from the sky.

now, here's more proof! [even if you are lame don't click on any other link, you MUST click on this one. do it.] you cannot escape the watchful "eyes" [chortle] of God!

it is also interesting to note that texas, mississippi, louisiana and alabama all voted for bush in the 2000 election. and ivan is hitting those states, not once, but twice.

also... this is jeanne's projected path, heading right at bush territory - the states of florida, georgia, south carolina and north carolina.

[forgive the "yelling" - but God's wrath can't really be conveyed in any other way - the small caps thing just doesn't cut it...]

GOD IS A DEMOCRAT AND IS KICKING BUTT, OLD TESTAMENT STYLE! ALL WHO VOTED BUSH REPENT NOW! (AND YOU PESKY NADERITES!)

RAHHHHHH!!!

it's not too late! vote kerry/edwards on november 2, or suffer the wrath of more destructive spinny maelstroms. after all, hurricane season ends november 30. you can find out how to register here, protect your property, and also get a chance to win $100,000!

thank you. this has been a public service announcement.