Catholic Church denies First Communion to wheat-allergic girl, who is apparently "a shy, brown-haired tomboy who loves surfing and hates wearing dresses."
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Oh come on! Let the girl eat the rice wafer and take Communion! Then send her to a nice all girls' Catholic school. I think she may be happy there.
[Note: The author of this post proceeds to burn in Hell forever.]
Friday, August 20, 2004
no soup for you!
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I'm sure there's a way to fix this whole problem. Isn't there like a semi-wheat for the allergic, like Lactaid milk for the lactose intolerant?
Anyway, she can't be the first Catholic with a wheat allergy, right?
And I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when you mentioned Catholic girls' schools. I would have gotten stuff in my nose from laughing.
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