Friday, August 05, 2005

early morning ramblings



tony blair announces he is going to send EXTREME!-ists packing. perhaps he should re-establish penal colonies in australia, which is technically still associated with great britain. hey, did you know that queen elizabeth part deux is still queen of canada and australia? and jamaica? she is referred to "HM the Queen," apparently. her full title is "Her Majesty the Queen," but i think the british wanted to shorten it, kind of like how puff daddy tweaked his name to "p. diddy." in jamaica, i suppose it translates to "Hey Mon, the Queen."

hey, check this out! didn't your mothers teach you two not to point! it's rude!

and now an update from... little orange basketballs! har har!

speaking of penal colonies, i'd like to send all the people who send me "Hell@!!! ur cute ad mE aS frenD!!!" messages on friendster to one in an inhospitable arctic climate.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

dood. sweet post.

but how drunk were you?

ha ha!

FM said...

see, the sad thing is... i was sober. and awake.

certainly tells you volumes about my general state of mind.