i'd like to suggest the producers of iron chef introduce matzo as the secret ingredient on one of their culinary battles. then some more rules are thrown into the mix: no grain products (this means no vinegar, rice, pasta, etc.), no legumes or legume products (no to most beans, including soybeans, which means no soy sauce or tofu), and corn products (no corn syrup!), and no peanuts.
watch iron chef chinese cry into his soy sauce.
watch iron chef italian hang himself with some fresh pasta.
watch iron chef japanese stick his head into a vat of rice and suffocate.
(hey, i managed to keep passover for four days until i had to drink a martini, and i'm not even jewish.) last night marked the end of passover, and my girlfriend and i celebrated by eating a huge vat of mussels with bread and beer.
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mmmmmmm. seafooood and beeeeeerrr...... (insert gluttonous gargling noise here)
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