Wednesday, May 30, 2007

ode to ro

a certain ms. hilton
has some shots
maybe a martini
or two
or three
glug glug glug
got in her car
and possibly high
and ended up with a dui
oh my.

oh no
say it ain't so
she had one too many pinots!

take her license!



then one day
she got into her car
and ended up
in front of a judge
who wouldn't budge

now she's going to jail
where she'll pee in a pail
and she's laying low
not doing blow
(how boring!)
so the cameras have turned...
to ro, ro, and ro

i'm sick of ro
i've never seen the view
but i'm glad to see her go

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