Tuesday, February 06, 2007

the tried and true way of courting public opinion.



when a pile of feces hits rapidly spinning blades, say that you are an alcoholic and that you are going to rehab. hey, it worked for mel gibson. and lindsay lohan likes to go to "rehab" when she's just sick of dealing with the paparazzi and wants to be waited on hand and foot at a private spa ill.

hey, can i go to "rehab" too? i haven't done anything bad, but i want a vacation.

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