Seriously, on the big yellow banner that sometimes pops up on CNN.com to depict "important" breaking news:
"Lawyer nearly faints at the hearing on the fate of Anna Nicole Smith's body. Witness offers protein bar."Um. We're all waiting with bated breath to find of whether it was a Clif Bar, New Balance Bar or a PowerBar.
Update: It was a Luna Bar!
(I would post other news items, but nothing else seems to be on the news, except that Britney Spears is bald and keeps entering and leaving rehab.)
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