clap your hands and say HELL NO

populism cannot be manufactured, but it sure can be incomprehensible. take, for instance, indie darlings clap your hands say yeah!

maybe i'm suffering from a massive schism in my cognitive processes, but sorry, i just don't get it. like an annoying mosquito, the buzz of this band got louder and louder until i had to swat it and get on iTunes to see for myself. well, i just wasted three minutes of my life. furthermore, i feel violent, and i can't explain why. i feel the urge to turn into the incredible hulk and beat these people up. it's very disturbing, and i don't like what i am feeling. really, i'm not a violent person, but this stuff makes me want to turn into the stereotypical high school bully, find the school geek and pummel him beyond recognition - and i WAS one of the school geeks!

what is this lo fi crap that passes for "critically acclaimed" music these days?

bah, i can't stand whiny indie bands and their singers with wavering and frail voices. "bright eyes" is another abominable example.

now all i want to do is blast something like faith no more at obscene volumes.

(disclaimer: i am aware that this band has many, often strangely rabid, fans. if you are one of them, let's just agree to disagree.)