why are some people obsessed with anderson cooper's sexual orientation?

two words:

wishful.

thinking.

guys! i hate to break it to you, but he's just not into you. (maybe his hot latino friends, but he's definitely not itching to tag some dorky blogger ass, and he's doubly superrifically extremohumungously not going to be itching to tag some dorky blogger ass who keeps trying to lance him, so give it up!)