from the new york city parking rules:
(iii) Street cleaning rules suspended. (A) Street cleaning parking rules are suspended on the days listed in subparagraph (i) of this paragraph, and on the following holidays: Yom Kippur, Rosh Hashanah, Ash Wednesday, Holy Thursday, Good Friday, Ascension Thursday, Feast of the Assumption, Feast of All Saints, Feast of the Immaculate Conception, first two days of Succoth, Shemini Atzereth, Simchas Torah, Shavuot, Purim, Orthodox Holy Thursday, Orthodox Good Friday, first two and last two days of Passover, Idul-Fitr, Idul-Adha, Asian Lunar New Year, on all state and national holidays, on the following additional legal holidays: Martin Luther King, Jr.'s Birthday, Lincoln's Birthday, President's Day, Columbus Day-observed, Election Day, and Veteran's Day, and on such other days as announced by the Commissioner or his/her designee.purim: you're drunk. you will run children over. don't get in a car and move it. don't do it.
asian lunar new year: you've eaten too much. you have food coma. you will fall asleep at the wheel and run children over. don't get in a car and move it. don't do it.
yom kippur: you've eaten too little. you are delirious. you will faint while at the wheel and run children over. don't get in a car and move it. don't do it.
yeah, i'm trying to fight a parking ticket. leave me alone...
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