Wednesday, November 15, 2006

huked on fonics pt. 2



check out the complaint drafted by the attorneys for the frat guys who appeared in "borat" - you know, the ones who said that slavery should still be a institution.

paragraph 1:

"Sasha Baron Cohen is a prankster."

who's "sasha"? is she hot?

"His M.O. consists of creating likeable yet outrageous characters and then unleashing said characters into selected individuals for public viewing."

well i guess sticking one's nose into your hairy male assistant's monstrous buttcheeks could be interpreted as unleashing oneself into someone.

paragraph 2:

"What is most impressive about Mr. Cohen is his uncanny ability to fool interviewees into his traps - including a Presidential candidate and Congressman from both sides of the isles."

uh, both sides of galveston and the other texas barrier islands?

paragraph 3: "One of the characters made famous on Ali G is Borat, a Kazak news reporter."

the silent "h" feels left out. i think it's gonna sue now.

note: the lawyer is the guy who won the reality show "the firm." on said show, he lost his temper and yelled at a judge. reality tv is the only place where you can yell at a judge and come out a winner.

2 comments:

upyernoz said...

actually, i don't think the "h" is silent if you pronounce "kazakh" like a native. "kh" usually means one of those gutteral sounds, like the "ch" in "chanukkah" when it's pronounced correctly

FM said...

ah, good point.