thank you, anna nicole smith

thank you for being the quintessential gold digger of our time. thank you for litigating over that old geezer's estate and taking your gold digging bidness all the way to the supreme court. because of you, the probate exception is more clearly defined, and i was able to keep my case in federal court. as a consequence, my job is more secure. (we're not trusts and estates lawyers, so that case of yours really helped.)

again, thank you so much for being a greedy beyatchi. and i mean that from the bottom of my heart.