march of the penguins, part 2.

"okay, rocket scientists... do you remember watching the first film, where you watched us huddling together with eggs perched on our feet like a bunch of losers? we sat around for weeks balancing those stupid eggs on our feet, waiting for our mates to come back with food. WELL, WE DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER BACK THEN! after the movie came out and we were nominated for the oscar, we learned about places like hollywood, the caribbean, and rio de janeiro. we hobnobbed with the stars. we learned about TEMPERATE, WARM ENVIRONMENTS where women wear bikinis, okay? and now, after we took matters into our own hands, you want to send us back to that shithole?"