Tuesday, June 13, 2006

carte blanche to get crunk on saturday nights



coffee reduces the chance of liver damage from drinking.

so, kiddies. go ahead and have your pomegranate martinis or PBRs, but remember to drink some of that jamaican blue mountain or jersey gas station joe the next day.*

* i am not a medical professional. you should not listen to me.

3 comments:

emily1 said...

don't you mean 'drunk'? also, i presume this includes alcoholic brunch on sundays as well? you could do a twofer: get a pot of coffee and go right for the mimosas afterwards.

FM said...

no i mean crunk.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Crunk

FM said...

more detailed definition of "crunk"

CRUNK!!