1am sunday morning:
three very impaired caucasian girls with bloated stomachs from drinking board the train. one immediately sits down on the muddy floor. another collapses into a window. another walks straight into a pole and drops a large shopping bag.
a very large double headed dildo falls out of the bag.
[uncontrollable laughter from everyone in the car]
the one who dropped the bag scoops it up and waves it around in the air. then she dumps it back into the bag.
"THAT'S RIGHT!" she bellows.
the rowdier riders in the car start clamoring to see what else in the bag.
the girl who collapsed into the window shouts, "girrrrl, you let them wonder. don't show 'em anything. don't feed their curiosity."
a girl sitting next to my girlfriend pipes up: "oh that ain't NOTHING. you think I care? i have an entire box of dildos at home!"
girl cleaning the floor with her $200 jeans: "well aren't YOU special?!"
girl who collapsed on window starts hanging off the railings, and in the process, hits a heavy-set black woman wearing shades in the face with her bag.
heavy set black woman: [lowering her jackie onassis shades] "you BEST be holding onto your bag!" *clucking noise*
heavy set black woman's friend: "mmm hmmm!"
[both roll eyes at woman hanging off railings]
a butch lesbian sitting next to the girl with the dildo collection hears the word "dildo" and invites the girl with the dildo collection to the only gay bar in hoboken.
girl with the dildo collection hems and haws and finally agrees.
the train stops at hoboken and everyone gets off, laughing.
2 comments:
The best part of the story is how you were in Hoboken ahhahahahahaaha.
Love, Em0
um, i LIVE IN HOBOKEN, fool. i can't help the kind of weekend tourists that go to hoboken for the cheap drinks.
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