Jewlicious commentary: "Sting v. Matisyahu in Concert"

I was readin' Jewlicious this morning and there was a funny news bit about Matisyahu opening for Sting in Israel. The story itself was amusing, but the comments were equally so. Go on, taste and then read.

best of all possible outcomes of this:

Matis, donning a “Yechi Adonenu” kippa, bests Sting, dressed in a tight-fitting black leather bodysuit, in a steel-cage death match involving long white blades made from the teeth of giant sandworms from the deserts in Arrakis Bob Marley, with Sting shouting vainly, “I will kill him!!!”

linky.