triple whammy of death

tomorrow the new jersey bar results are released.
on thursday, the new york bar results are released.
on friday, the california bar results are released.

i plan to be very very drunk on wednesday night. due to my own idiocy, i misplaced my new jersey bar exam i.d. number (i had to move a day after the new york and new jersey bar exams, so i pretty much had my friends come over and throw everything into boxes for me as i lay face down on the floor), so i won't find out my results until saturday when they mail it to me. this way, i have an extra three days of ignorant bliss.

but i can't hide from the new york results - they post by social security number, so i guess getting toasted wednesday night would be a good idea.

and to the california people, good luck. y'all took the big kahuna. you guys are truly EXTREME!

in the event that you did not do as well as you would have liked, keep in mind that you can still fail the bar and become first lady and then a new york senator.