i went to cardozo dammit. i KNOW when hanukkah starts.

boss: hey everyone. when does hanukkah start?

[silence]

me: um, christmas.

boss: [ignores the asian girl who happens to know when hanukkah starts] hey, when does hannukah start?

me: [louder] it definitely begins on christmas.

boss: does anyone know?

me: GOOGLE IT.

[people start googling, and lo and behold... it starts on christmas.]

yeah, bishes.

i'm going to key west around that time, and i had to coordinate with my girlfriend on when we could go. anyway, I STILL HAVE TO OBSERVE THE JEWISH HOLIDAYS, SO DON'T MESS WITH MY KNOWLEDGE, FOOOOOOZ. if ya don't like it, you can sukkot. oh man i am funny today.