Monday, October 17, 2005

This guy has too much time on his hands



In a quarrel over the inclusion of African American queer leader Keith Boykin (who was ultimately snubbed) at the Millions More March in Washington, Reverend Wilson pulled something unforeseen out of his sleeve... or out of a plastic bag.

Boykin [and HRC representative Donna Payne] said Wilson then grabbed a white plastic bag and pulled out a bottle of sleeping pills and a G-string made from Pez candies strung together. He said black girls use the items to try to turn other girls into lesbians.
Ya know... there are easier ways to get a date. Like maybe going to a club or a youth center. Stringing together Pez candies and doping someone with Ambien to convert someone to lesbianism isn't exactly de rigueur. This guy is a loon.

4 comments:

The Wilkinsons said...

Are you saying that you were Lesbianed that way? And you expect me to believe that?

FM said...

that guy is trippin'.

Unknown said...

i kinda want to know how he came up with the pez thing the fucking first place.

i mean, who thinks this shit up?

FM said...

i'm just imagining him sitting there with a needle and thread, stringing the candies together, one by one.