pesky the rat

i don't know if any of you have stumbled upon this page before: pesky the rat. i think it might have been a salon.com blog at some point. if you haven't it's definitely worth reading, even though it isn't updated anymore. and if you have read it before, it's worth reading again for laughs. more about the site here.

somehow, this morning, i landed on "interview with tippy the libertarian cow," a story on the site. tippy the libertarian cow spontaneously tips over whenever she gets into an argument over federal income taxes.

also of note:
god switches from linux to microsoft windows, and all hell breaks loose

wilbert the weapon of mass destruction ponders the nature of his own existence

distraught bacteria commits apoptosis after failing to infect george w. bush with common sense

beware the DMCA: Duplication and Multiplication of Chickens Act (IP lawyers and law students should read this)

creation myth of an isolated south american tribe whose only contact with the outside world is a single episode of the o'reilly factor

bush signs legislation to ban feminine products that men do not understand

interview with bob the barnacle, nader supporter

interview with hurricane ivan

market fundamentalists hire new god - said to be more cost effective

and more...