from Haaretz
"God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East..."if i were to pick a commander in chief who hears voices from god, i'd rather have joan of arc. she was infinitely more successful. however, i doubt the american people would agree with my suggestion. first of all, she's dead. but the more serious liability is that she is french. that would never fly.
and now i am hearing voices telling me to go to dunkin' donuts. mmm... donuts.
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the voices in my head tell me that i am god. so there.
ah, so she was a uniter and not a divider. :) still better, mr. cooper. :D
dood i totally confuse her with joan of arcadia.
but then i remember the real joan's name wasn't joan, but jehanne, and i am no longer enstupidated.
genderqueer heroes rock, even if they fought for the Church.
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