a conversation i had with my girlfriend yesterday after 6:17pm (sundown):
gf: go get the remote.me: it's right next to you.
gf: it's a day of rest. i'm not supposed to do things like fetch remotes and operate electronic appliances. you're not jewish. get the remote.
me: [realizing that if i don't get the remote, no one will get the remote] okay, fine. [flips on television. "martha" is on.]
gf: rub my feet.
me: you're not supposed to do anything pleasurable.
gf: it will help me relax. i am supposed to relax and reflect spiritually on the past year.
me: you are getting a foot massage from your girlfriend and watching martha stewart get chummy with gloria estefan on TLC.
gf: after you're done with rubbing my feet, can you change the channel? oprah is coming on next. oh, and can you do the dishes? i'm not supposed to wash things either.
2 comments:
i was a shabbos goy, but i got paid for it. for the hillel.
hey i didn't get paid!!!
>:-[
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