that ain't no temple!

so i'm watching cnn - and there is a rescue going on. there are a bunch of people of asian descent on the roof of a building, and the announcer was like "it appears to be a vietnamese community here, and look... that building next to the rescue... it appears to be an asian temple."

there was a CROSS on the top of the "temple." in fact, the huge cross was the most prominent thing about the building. that ain't no temple. that be a catholic chizzurch.

hoooohahahaha!!!

then they pull up an old man carrying a silver briefcase. "that man appears to be attached to his briefcase. maybe it contains some very important sacred items." [the only thing missing at this point is chinky music playing in the background.]

well there ain't no mo' holy water left in that church, so that's probably money - or the proof of ownership of the property.

oh no... it's AN INFLATABLE SACRED COW IDOL!

pwahahhaa. the news is funny.