Monday, September 19, 2005

i just had another inappropriate thought



on yom kippur could you perform a certain sex act common between lesbians and still be fasting?

oh my god. i need to shut up.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

i told her that, but she didn't seem to pay attention.

ha ha, observant cantonese goyim.

FM said...

in this case, should the significant other choose to observe, it would make me observe by default.

and i ain't cantonese.

Unknown said...

FYI we got feedback from another jewishly-observant asian, one of the two authors of PantiesPantiesPanties, who observes,

"I'm on lunch, so I've had a little time to read your weblog, and like it! Although sex on shabbos is a 'special mitzvah', sex on Yom Kippur probably ought not take place at all, don't you think? I might actually try to find a serious answer to this question now that you've got me interested.

"Another tack: Certainly consumption of liquids is permitted if health is at risk, but if that's not the case, the mode is unimportant -- by sexual congress or by juice box are to be equally avoided. ;)"

ps i recommend - despite the use of the P-word - the above blog as an interesting and not-creepy sex blog.

and n.b., there are three emilys writing for our blog, each with her Own Number.

icarus said...

mmmm, i'll make your mom repent for allll her sins...with my tongue...oh wait, i met em0's mom today!

eeeeeek.

icarus said...

addendum:

my roommates just informed me that actually, you would be scientifically consuming a suspension, not a liquid. they are scientists, so i believe them.

so, bring on the Yom Kippur cunnilingus!

icarus said...

also, my roommates want to know whether "sex" refers only to hetero sex, since the ortho-jews are not so much with the homos. (see TremblingBeforeG-d.com)

i have trained them well.

will shut up now.