Friday, June 24, 2005

something i learned in barbri today



it is per se slander to call someone a homosexual in new york (this means, that you don't have to show actual damages -- the fact that someone was called a homosexual is enough). it isn't in every state, but it is in new york. clearly, no one thought to challenge this.

i just want to tell anyone out there that i told lots of people the following:

mayor bloomberg is a homosexual.
my landlord is a homosexual. his wife is a homosexual.
everyone at cardozo is a homosexual.
everyone who rides the 6 train is a homosexual.
spitzer, pataki, clinton, schumer -- all homosexuals.
your next door neighbor is a homosexual.

come sue me, you bastards.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

what about me?

... oh, right. it's not slander if it's true.

*sigh*