Thursday, June 02, 2005

rhode island is...



here's an edited g000glism for my home state:

rhode island is still fully employed
rhode island is not in a recession
rhode island is "buddy's place" on [ocean state online]
rhode island is facing a housing crisis
rhode island is an exciting and...
rhode island is reaping energy savings
rhode island is outpacing the national average in reducing its percentage of hunger
rhode island is about 40 miles long and 30 miles wide
rhode island is a great place to live
rhode island is to provide an impartial and accessible forum for the just...
rhode island is the ninth state to protect its gay...
rhode island is electing its governor in 2002; this is an open chair
rhode island is still fully employed (the providence business news)
rhode island is not in a recession (the providence journal)
rhode island is defined by the narraganset bay
rhode island is most recognizable for its 400 miles of shoreline
rhode island is one of the six new england states and one of the original 13 states
rhode island is located in the northeastern united states
rhode island is facing a housing crisis (statewide housing action coalition 2002 position paper)
rhode island is the rhode island red...
rhode island is the smallest state in the nation
rhode island is a small state with a lot of collectors
rhode island is the perfect place to cycle
rhode island is a recognized producer of jewelry and boats
rhode island is reaping energy savings (fall 1999 vol...)
rhode island is working with disability groups including pari independent living center
rhode island is now one of the top 4 states in the nation in percentage of high school graduates who continue immediately on to college
rhode island is "the ocean state"
rhode island is a "local control" state
rhode island is only an hour's drive from boston
rhode island is intensively industrialized
rhode island is very strong due to our local economy
rhode island is big on colonial heritage
rhode island is a paradise of outdoor recreation and cultural attractions
rhode island is a lovely little gem that most people don't ever get the chance to explore
rhode island is classified as a serious nonattainment area for ozone
rhode island is committed to maintaining the confidence and trust of our visitors
rhode island is right
rhode island is much more than food
rhode island is the only new england state with extensive state census records taken every ten years between...
rhode island is the first state in the nation to pass a constitutional amendment through a constitutional...
rhode island is trying to become the first state to hold manufacturers accountable for the decades...
rhode island is always a day at the beach
rhode island is home to 20 percent of the country's national historic landmarks
rhode island is a sac state
rhode island is the smallest of the 50 states and except for new jersey the most densely populated
rhode island is the smallest state in the union of america and is often overlooked by visitors to new england
rhode island is the black ships festival
rhode island is part of the northeast utilities system
as a rhode islander, i can complete many of these mysterious incomplete phrases. but what is a "sac state"? doesn't sound good to me.

2 comments:

FM said...

it also has the worst drivers in the nation :)

http://money.cnn.com/2005/05/27/Autos/test_scores/index.htm

heee

Unknown said...

about what we'd expect at the bottom of the barrel:
41. Florida -- 81.1
42. Connecticut -- 80.9
43. California -- 80.4
44. Maryland -- 79.8
44. Washington, D.C, -- 79.8
44. New York -- 79.8
47. New Jersey -- 78.3
48. Massachusetts -- 77.2
49. Rhode Island -- 77.0

what, doesn't hawai'i rate its drivers? they have an interstate there, you know. which doesn't, of course, go into any other state. (unless you roll up your windows.)