oh, those eastern european women!

i... i can't...

i don't know what to say...

except perhaps DON'T FUCKING DO THAT AHHHHHHHHHH

Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina
18 April 2005, WomenFirstUk

Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina.

They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt.

i can't help asking - why didn't she just set it on vibrate?

A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant.

Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it. On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched.

Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina.

However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him, saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim.

Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."

can you imagine the insurance forms?

15. HOW WAS ITEM DAMAGED DURING CRIME? Woman stuck it in her hoohoo.

thanks (i think?), qiyamah forecast & womenFirstUK.