Friday, April 29, 2005

got this link from ben



redneck culture

The culture of the people who were called "rednecks" and "crackers" before they ever got on the boats to cross the Atlantic was a culture that produced far lower levels of intellectual and economic achievement, as well as far higher levels of violence and sexual promiscuity. That culture had its own way of talking, not only in the pronunciation of particular words but also in a loud, dramatic style of oratory with vivid imagery, repetitive phrases and repetitive cadences.
then the article goes on to say something like "black people adopted redneck culture, and now they're in the ghettos." i don't want to discuss the merits of this article. instead, i'm going to be facetious.

so... black people stole redneck culture from redneck white people, and then elvis came along and stole it back. then dr. dre stole it from elvis, and now eminem stole it from dre. now what?

[an aside: the guy who wrote the article appears to be a "milton friedman" scholar, which, if you look below, means he's all "chicago" in the house. today looks like chicago day. i don't get it... another aside: *puke* he writes for townhall.com]

4 comments:

Unknown said...

dude, he's talking 'bout MY peeps now. and if there's one thing the stereotyper must have learnt it's that even celtic halfbreeds like moi-même have That Culture.

'cause that's who he's talking about - the original white trash, the original colonised. ireland is the only third-world country in western europe and scotland would be its match were it independent.

per the oral law of said culture, you can fuck with me till the cows come home and i'll behave like a (reasonably?) civilised person, but dis my family and i'll beat your head in with a wrench?

yeah. i inherited that from my dad's side of the family. along with my penchant for cursing like a sailor. and he is clearly starting shit with my family by talking like that. i can call them the inheritors of the original white trash culture, but if you do, i'mma go get my power tools. lesbian or not, here i come!

emily1 said...
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emily1 said...

i was born white trash. i need to kick that guy's ass.

-- by me, daughter of a coal miner from appalachia AND a harvard graduate

P.S. wanna talk about lower levels of intellectual achievement, mothafucka!?

FM said...

looked him up... he's an african-american conservative who grew up poor in the segregated south and was orphaned at age 5, then was transplanted to harlem - and he went from marxist to whatever he is now. it appears that he dissed the culture he grew up in. i don't know what to think. i think i'll just leave this one alone...