yes, it's true. penelope cruz has found herself on the defensive after extensively groping the *gulp* luscious ass of salma hayak during a press conference for their new film, bandidas.
oh my [l-]word. *gulp* ye gods, have you no mercy on us mortals?
reports queerday,
At a press conference for their new film "Bandidas," Penelope Cruz's hand was busy feeling up Salma Hayak's ass. Why? Cruz now says that caressing her best friend's buttock was the result of the flu and the pair are not lesbians. She was apparently just feeling a little delirious when she let her hand slip down and linger on Hayak's booty, which might make anyone delerious.well, if every time a woman's ass got grabbed it meant she was in a relationship with someone, i'd have fucked nearly half the city of boston. (see previous post re: loolwa khazzoom and consequence.)"I grabbed Salma's ass just to keep things moving, because everyone was a little slow. And, of course, the energy changed when I did that. There are magazine covers in Mexico describing us as these lesbians because of that. A lot of people were saying we were lovers."
of course, if it were penelope cruz' hand what "lingered" on my booty, a lesbian affair would, in fact, occur. prolly right fucking there on the platform in front of all the hoi polloi - a kind of l-word LARP.
BTW, salma, i hope you carpe the diem and tag that ass. i mean, penelope cruz. c'mon, she even made the first move.
you don't have to tell anyone, but for the sake of all that is holy, please tag that ass. the cosmic significance might help balance out the election of palpatine emperor benedict 16th.
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